The AG ain't thinking straight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HustleUncaged
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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Why are silver haired characters so badass?

Because they are β€œAg”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ifrad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?

AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..

I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?

oh the Ag ony!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thattiredbisexual
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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You can’t spell β€œgroan” without a...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Saw this on the front page, and it made me laugh a little.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/btrm98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2013
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"I Just started my PhD"

Background:

My dad recently retired and has since gotten a new favorite joke that he tells everyone who calls to congratulate him with his retirement.

The pun doesn't really work in english(I'm danish), but I thought I would share it anyway. This is how it usually goes:

Caller: How are you holding up? are you enjoying your spare time?

Dad: I actually just started my pHD

Caller: What? Wow

Dad: Pensioner every day

(In danish It would be: Pentionist hver dag, hence the PhD)

It's not funny at all, but he loves it and tells it to everyone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waFFLEz_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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I loudly drank some silver...

*Ag ag ag ag ag ag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGDominated
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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