Dear readers, if you have not been following this season's Slovenian championship, you have been sorely missing out. Not due to the quality of football, mind you, but due to the absolutely hilarious title race.
The newly-minted league leaders NK Maribor have a mid-table defence, while their closest pursuers have not won in five, and yet remain within a point of their rivals. Two matchdays from the sweet release of death for the 2020/21 season, the race remains wide open with the league leaders Maribor ammassing a whopping 60 points, followed closely by their archrivals Olimpija at 59 and the third-place Mura at 57.
To put this into perspective, accross the top five leagues, West Ham have ammassed 58 in the same amount of time, Lazio would be leading the league comfortably at 64, while Wolfsburg would sit on top at 61 with a game in hand. How is this possible, you might ask? Let's dive into it.
1st place: NK Maribor
It has been a chaotic season for NK Maribor, who, after former Director of Football Zlatko ZahoviΔ left the club in March 2020, are still looking to establish some sort of stability.
After perhaps the biggest embarrasment in the club's history, when the team was eliminated by Northern Irish side Coleraine in the summer of 2020, the club sacked their coach and brought in Mauro Camoranesi (yes, that Mauro Camoranesi). If you're too young to remember him, fear not, as he is no longer with the team, having been given the sack alongside the new Director of Football in February after a miserable start after the winter break. Following a few unmemorable matches under a caretaker manager, Maribor, who a year and half ago were a synonym for stability, are currently on their fourth manager of the season and their third Director of Football in two years.
The club, however, seem to have finally stabilized in terms of off-pitch drama and have brought in Simon RoΕΎman, a Great Value version of Julian Nagelsmann with a little Klopp mixed in. After a pretty disastrous start with one win in the first five matches, the team has recently stabilized and overtaken their rivals after a 3:0 win against last place ND Gorica.
2nd place: NK Olimpija
An implosion of the more recent variety, NK Olimpija are without a win in five. Just yesterday, they lost their first place in spectacular fashion, losing 4-0 to NK Celje, a match perhaps best described through this [impressive highlight from Olimpija left-back AndrejaΕ‘iΔ](https://streamable.com/nppgy5
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