Dragonball Z Pun
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︎ May 03 2019
Why does Russia put the letter Z on all their stuff?
Because they'd rather not be called "Not Z's"
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︎ Mar 07 2022
A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.
They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. >
The boomer waves this off and says the kids these days are just too sensitive, and that he fought for civil rights in the sixties and did his part.
They go back and forth on this for a while, and finally the Gen Z kid says, "we're just not gonna settle this. We don't see eye to eye. You're too old and out of touch and I'm too young and inexperienced. What we need to do is ask a Millennial with a PhD in sociology for their opinion."
The boomer says, "that's a great idea!" And yells, "HEY BARTENDER, C'MERE!"
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︎ Nov 19 2021
What comes after Generation Z?
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︎ Mar 30 2022
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married
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︎ Dec 08 2021
What did Jay Z call his wife before they married?
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︎ Dec 15 2021
What did X ask Z when he Z murdered W?
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︎ Oct 20 2021
I started reading the dictionary from A to Z. People said its stupid and a waste of time.
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︎ Sep 22 2021
Can the letter Z get a dog?
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︎ Oct 31 2021
Why do gen z-ers only count odd numbers of books these days?
They literally canβt even right now okay?
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︎ Oct 17 2021
What did Jay Z start calling BeyoncΓ© after they tied the knot?
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︎ Sep 01 2021
Bet Jay Z loves a 99. (Rest of world buddies, a 99 is the name of the best UK ice cream, not what you're thinking). (UK people, it is the best)
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︎ Jul 03 2021
Jay-Z's 99 problems have been solved by his brother-
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︎ Jul 05 2021
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What kind of animals do gen Z have on their farms?
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︎ May 28 2021
Gourd in ram z
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Jay-Z is DMing a D&D campaign for his son.
Jay-Z's son is playing a fighter and is engaged in a grueling fight with a troll. The troll is clearly too high a difficulty for the fighter.
"Dad," Jay-Z's son exclaims in frustration. "The troll is destroying me!" Just at that moment, from behind a nearby hill appears an army of goblins led by what appears to be an intoxicated lich.
Jay-Z looks at his son and replies with a smirk, "If you're having troll problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 goblins and a lich on rum."
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Jay-Z has invested in a digital security company.
He's got ninety-nine problems but a breach ain't one.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
2000βs kids are generation Z and 80βs-90βs kids are generation Y, if we keep going back we get to generation U.
If you have wine from that time is it genuine?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
We could rename Generation Z "QuaranTeens."
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Ive been reading this book called βThe A to Z of Northern Europeβ, but itβs taking me ages...
Not sure Iβll ever get to the Finish
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What is the area of a circular piece of dough, where the slice length is "z" and the rise is "A"
Pi(z)(z)(A)
Edit: Volume not area
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Gen Z needs a new name
Petition to rename Gen Z the quaran-teens
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︎ Jun 06 2020
The Z axis just left me and I don't know what to do.
How do I go how am I supposed to go forward with this?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
What floats Jay-Z's boat?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Did you know who BeyoncΓ© was, before she married Jay Z?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What's a whales favorite dragon ball z character
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︎ May 23 2020
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes two episodes.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...
He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
The letters W and Z were getting married, and they invited all the other letters to their wedding...
The only ones who didn't respond were the letters T, X and Y.
So W and Z ordered 23 catered meals: 2 for them and 21 for their guests.
The wedding was great, but there was trouble at the reception. The letter T came, even though she didn't RSVP.
When the meals were being passed out, the chef served the groom (W) and bride (Z) first, then asked everyone else to line up alphabetically to come get their prepared plates. As the last two letters approached the chef, he said "there must be a mistake. I only have one meal left." Just then, T grabbed the last meal, and rudely said to the other letter "Sucks to be U."
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︎ Jul 11 2019
My favorite letter of the alphabet is Z
The rest of them are Nazis
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︎ Jun 10 2018
Do you know how to calculate the volume of a pizza with a radius of Z and a thickness of A?
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︎ Jan 30 2019
What comes after Z?
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︎ Nov 16 2018
Dragonball Z's Kakarrot
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︎ Nov 30 2018
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married...?
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︎ Oct 22 2021
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
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︎ Sep 24 2021
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
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︎ Jul 29 2018
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
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︎ Jun 17 2019
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before he got married?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What did Jay-Z call BeyoncΓ© before they got married?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
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