Dragonball Z Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoodrich_lilj
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married?

Feyonce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckdodger1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2022
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What did N say to Z?

Get up dude, let's go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e-bio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2022
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Why doesn't Jay-Z make music anymore?

He became Lay-Z

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darksyder12
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2022
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Almost finished my A to Z of Lionel Richie songs

But I'm stuck on u.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2022
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What did jay z call BeyoncΓ© before they married?

FiancΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightbulbsburnout
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2022
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Why did the Gen Z-ers marker dry out?

No cap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2022
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The first rule of Gen Z Fight Club is..

... you do not TikTok about Gen Z Fight Club.

(Second rule: you TikTok about not being able to TikTok about Gen Z Fight Club).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gracius0ne
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2022
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Why does Russia put the letter Z on all their stuff?

Because they'd rather not be called "Not Z's"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sugahoney1ceT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2022
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A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. > The boomer waves this off and says the kids these days are just too sensitive, and that he fought for civil rights in the sixties and did his part.

They go back and forth on this for a while, and finally the Gen Z kid says, "we're just not gonna settle this. We don't see eye to eye. You're too old and out of touch and I'm too young and inexperienced. What we need to do is ask a Millennial with a PhD in sociology for their opinion."

The boomer says, "that's a great idea!" And yells, "HEY BARTENDER, C'MERE!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YZXFILE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2021
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The letters in the English alphabet go to the beach (don't ask me why). Every letter gets sunburned except W, X, Y and Z. Why?

They had UV protection in front.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2022
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When Jay-Z refuses to get out of bed..

he's being Lay-Z

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kvlyc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2022
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My statistics teacher berated me for not understanding z-scores, but I’m trying not to take it personally.

I know it’s just his normal distribution of insults.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masselein
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2022
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What comes after Generation Z?

Generation GT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4wincle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2022
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I started reading the dictionary from A to Z. People said its stupid and a waste of time.

I'm past caring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowboardrob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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Bet Jay Z loves a 99. (Rest of world buddies, a 99 is the name of the best UK ice cream, not what you're thinking). (UK people, it is the best)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BCurios
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2021
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Gourd in ram z
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What did Jay Z start calling BeyoncΓ© after they tied the knot?

Bife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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Jay-Z is DMing a D&D campaign for his son.

Jay-Z's son is playing a fighter and is engaged in a grueling fight with a troll. The troll is clearly too high a difficulty for the fighter.

"Dad," Jay-Z's son exclaims in frustration. "The troll is destroying me!" Just at that moment, from behind a nearby hill appears an army of goblins led by what appears to be an intoxicated lich.

Jay-Z looks at his son and replies with a smirk, "If you're having troll problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 goblins and a lich on rum."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Can the letter Z get a dog?

No, but K has 9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chcoflakes15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2021
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Why do gen z-ers only count odd numbers of books these days?

They literally can’t even right now okay?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tricky_Feed_544
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2021
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What kind of animals do gen Z have on their farms?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sageyban
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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We could rename Generation Z "QuaranTeens."
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Jay-Z has invested in a digital security company.

He's got ninety-nine problems but a breach ain't one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdofras
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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2000’s kids are generation Z and 80’s-90’s kids are generation Y, if we keep going back we get to generation U.

If you have wine from that time is it genuine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deaderson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What is the area of a circular piece of dough, where the slice length is "z" and the rise is "A"

Pi(z)(z)(A)

Edit: Volume not area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hctibasiaixelsyd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Gen Z needs a new name

Petition to rename Gen Z the quaran-teens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rayroy1103
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Ive been reading this book called β€œThe A to Z of Northern Europe”, but it’s taking me ages...

Not sure I’ll ever get to the Finish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamdecal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married

FeyoncΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RockRida317
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2021
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What did Jay Z call his wife before they married?

Feyonce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkady2009
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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What did X ask Z when he Z murdered W?

Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMonsterXzero54
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2021
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

FeyoncΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AggravatingAd9600
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2021
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married...?

Feyonce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krakhis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2021
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

FeyoncΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaulmejitesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

FeyoncΓ©.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chanzy94
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before he got married?

Feyoncè

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proudie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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