Yours To Keep Puns

A list of puns related to "Yours To Keep"

Eyelashes are supposed to keep things from getting into your eyes, but when I do have something in my eye it's almost always an eyelash...

... how EYEronic!

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👤︎ u/BastetLXIX
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Your can always trust a walrus to keep your secrets...

His lips are sealed.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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Here’s a plastic fork to keep in your car, I didn’t use it.

It’s very forktunate.

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👤︎ u/Minnara
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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Its important to keep some candy in your pocket at all times.

It could be a lifesaver.

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👤︎ u/Spotter66
📅︎ May 02 2019
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Who do you call when you want to make sure you'll keep your job?

Firefighters

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👤︎ u/Erikjb12
📅︎ May 31 2019
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If your phone auto corrects "fuck" to "duck," it's okay to keep it...

It's still fowl language.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Sep 10 2018
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Always try to keep your attitude like a chair in a tornado

Uplifted

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👤︎ u/SalmonellaChikn
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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Today my son learned that banks pay you to keep your money and earn more with it.

He said it was interesting.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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A good conversation is like a skirt. Short enough to keep your interest, but long enough to cover the subject.
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👤︎ u/AeroStormore
📅︎ Jul 15 2018
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Before Reddit, what have been the place to keep your amateur jokes in?

Paper bin.

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👤︎ u/caffeinum
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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You really need to keep your eyes open on 4th of april

... or you wont see a thing.

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👤︎ u/Hypnorook
📅︎ Apr 03 2018
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When your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "American quarter horse" it's OK to keep it.

It's still foal language.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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“Mr. Shakespeare, how doth thou manage to keep your married life interesting?”

Shakespeare: Anne hath a way.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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If your Mother doesn’t give you a gift in return today, you’re allowed to take yours back and keep it for yourself.

After all, it is Sunday, too.

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👤︎ u/Sirnacane
📅︎ May 13 2018
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How to you keep your phone from dying when you are driving?

Get a Charger

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👤︎ u/3Dbabble
📅︎ Apr 12 2018
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Why should you keep your kids from listening to full orchestra music?

Too much sax and violins.

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👤︎ u/surelyucantbserious
📅︎ Jul 10 2015
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Best secret way to keep your physical therapy a secret?

Well, it's always best to be just Loki unless you're just too Thor.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ May 03 2018
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Learning to walk in high heels will keep you on your toes.
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👤︎ u/ImEnhanced
📅︎ Feb 22 2018
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Remember, while you're taking photos of all the costumes tonight, be sure to keep your camera in...

... hocus focus.

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👤︎ u/the_candidate
📅︎ Nov 01 2016
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Did your hear about a new device that teaches a prince to rule and also keeps him cool during the summer?

It's called an heir conditioner.

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👤︎ u/supervin
📅︎ Sep 18 2016
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"Will you just clean your room when I ask you to? I don't wanna have to keep saying it. I hate to repeat myself...

...I hate to repeat myself. I hate to repeat myself. I hate to repeat myself."

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👤︎ u/LordBarvis
📅︎ May 20 2013
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Eyelashes are supposed to help keep things out of your eyes

Yet, when I usually get something in my eye, it’s an eyelash.

How eyeronic..

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👤︎ u/Ksloop
📅︎ Mar 08 2018
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