A list of puns related to "Your Arsenal"
What are your best dad jokes for the maternity visit? The baby is days away and I need an arsenal for these here finger guns (โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ
Told like this:
Dad: Oh my god, there's a henway on your back!
Son: What's a henway?
D: About 5 pounds
D: Man, it smells like updog in here.
S: What's updog?
D: Not much, what's up with you?
My 6 year old brother has quit falling for these and I need some new ones in my arsenal. Help please.
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