How do you say βConstipationβ in German?
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I not only tell dad jokes but I study them as well. You might say that I'm a...
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What is the worst insult you can say to a ghost?
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My son said, βDad, let me be frankβ¦and if you say Hi Frank, Iβm Dad, Iβm gonna be really mad.β
I said, βGot it, GonnaBeReallyMad.β
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Say what you want about deaf peopleβ¦
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︎ Jan 11 2023
You know what they say about words ending in "ough"
Those are the tough ones!
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︎ Dec 17 2022
What do you say to someone whoβs currently digging for water?
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︎ Jan 01 2023
You know what they say about people with big fingers?
They've got stretched out nostrils.
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What do you say when a priest tricks you
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what do you say to a one legged hitchhiker?
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︎ Dec 22 2022
What do you say to two blind, deaf, hypoesthesic, anosmic and ageusic men brawling in the street?
Stop this senseless fighting
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︎ Jan 02 2023
I hate it, when people hear me talking about Star Trek and think, it's appropriate to say: "may the force be with you".
Like really, if you're not able to name a single team member of SG-1, just shut your mouth!
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You know what they say about cleptomaniacs
They take everything literally
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︎ Nov 21 2022
What do you say to an Italian waiter who serves you pasta and offers you parmesan?
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︎ Jan 09 2023
What do you say to a hula dancer with a wedgie?
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︎ Jan 14 2023
What will you never hear a Devry University graduate say?
"I was reviewing your resume..."
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︎ Jan 16 2023
It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs
If you're talking to drugs you're probably on drugs
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︎ Oct 20 2022
What do you say when someone spills lunch meat all over you?
"It's-all-on-me" (it's salami)
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︎ Dec 13 2022
I hate those people who knock on your door and say you need to get 'saved' or you'll 'burn.'
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︎ Nov 28 2022
Did you know that The Great Buddha didn't say thank you in his whole lifetime
Because he didn't speak English
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︎ Dec 30 2022
If you have nothing to say ...
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︎ Jan 01 2023
Two snowpeople are in a field and one turns to the other to say, βHey do you smell carrots?β
The other one takes a sniff and says, βNo, but I can see itβs coaled outside.β
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︎ Dec 23 2022
What do you say to someone standing in a puddle of piss?
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︎ Nov 24 2022
what do you say if someone steals your cheese
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What do you say to an itchy dog on Christmas?
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︎ Dec 22 2022
What is something you don't say to someone with muscular dystrophy?
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger!
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︎ Dec 01 2022
you know what they say; time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas.
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What do you say when you bury a wrong body?
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︎ Oct 26 2022
What would you say at a German restaurant if you wanted bread for breakfast?
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︎ Nov 10 2022
You could say flights are getting⦠eggspensive
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︎ Sep 30 2022
What do you say about a joke that doesn't land?
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︎ Dec 17 2022
Ghandi walked around barefoot most of the time, so he had rough feet. And he fasted a lot for spiritual and political reasons, so heβs not very physically strong. And because of the fasting, you could say that he did not have great breath, it didnβt smell great.
So to sum it all up, you could say that Ghandi was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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"I say, Holmes, how did you solve the case of the missing shrub?
"Elementary, my dear Watson."
"Sorry, old boy, my mistake. How did you solve the case of the missing lemon tree?"
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︎ Nov 21 2022
If you say the word gullible really slow
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︎ Jul 29 2022
What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke ?
This oneβs gonna sleigh you !
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︎ Nov 17 2022
Iβm reposting causeβ¦tis the season. What can you say about a hip hop artist that performs the music of today?
Santa likes him because he is RAPPING the PRESENT.
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︎ Dec 02 2022
Do you what to say on your death bed moments before you die?
"I dont know what happens after death but im dying to find out"
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︎ Oct 23 2022
Youβre familiar with the phrase βoh dear,β when something bad has happened, but have you heard how they say it in Canada?
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︎ Oct 14 2022
If you say AT&T backwards
You sound like a Canadian Bomb Technician
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︎ Oct 08 2022
What would you say to a snake who canβt perform in bed?
Tell him he may have e-reptile dysfunction
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︎ Nov 29 2022
what do you say when you see some frozen cadavers?
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︎ Nov 05 2022
What do you say when you eat some bad Egyptian street food?
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︎ Nov 27 2022
What did the werewolf say to viewers of his YouTube channel?
Be sure to βlycanβ subscribe!
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︎ Sep 27 2022
What do you say to a toilet on its birthday?
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︎ Nov 01 2022
What do you say when you've run out of canned mystery meat?
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︎ Oct 25 2022
I mean, you could just say "Hotel Room" [OC]
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︎ Oct 07 2022
What is the worst insult you can say to a ghost?
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