When you are at rock bottom in life...
What do you call a space rock that tells jokes?
What's the difference between a rock thrown at you and a crazy girlfriend?
It doesn't hurt when the rock misses you.
Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing
They're called Mount. Rushmore
What do you call a geologist who stares at rocks all day?
We will, we will rock you!
What do you call rocks that give bad advice?
What do you call paramedics in a rock concert?
You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...
They appreciate feedback.
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
Son, I love you, and I think you rock
But I promise I will never take you for Granite again
When more & more people say “you’re my rock”....
You start feeling like gravel.
I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....
Did you hear about the wimpy rock?
Fortunately, he got boulder.
How do you discipline your pet rock?
You hit rock bottom!
Sorry....🙄
Did you hear the sad news about the free-solo rock climber that fell to his death?
It’s a real shame because he was such a down-to-earth guy.
The Rock always say " Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"
He is always cooking because he's always hungry for Samoa
What do you call a manipulative rock band?
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
Here's how you know you've really hit rock bottom.
When you slap a marble statue on the butt
Why is a rock that fell from the sky more delicious than one you find on the ground?
Did you hear about the rock star who broke a 13 year old out of jail?
Do you know why I love rocks?
They’re very sedimental to me.
How do you call a Middle-Earth herb that grows on Rivendell rocks?
Did you hear about the new Office rock band?
It's led by frontman Excel Rows
Did you hear the Rock's career is suffering?
I guess it's really going down the Dwayne.
Do you know the worst part about books on rock climbing?
you’re a ROCK STAR, get the show on, get paid
A quote for when you’ve hit rock bottom
What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?
After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
Are you interested in dating a rock star?
If you play rock, paper, scissors on a treadmill, always choose paper.
Everyone knows you don't run with scissors.
I asked my son, "Hey, what do you call a rubber loop that you put rocks and bread into?" He shrugged and said he had no idea, so I answered…
What song do you sing when you hit someone with a really polished rock?
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth mineral
Do you want to hear a joke about a rock?
Never mind, I’ll just skip that one.
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A Sham Rock!
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
What do you call a book about sand, small rocks, and smelly rocks?
Litter-ature
Sorry I’m not sorry ;)
What do you call a rock climber who gets stuck at the very top?
Do you know about the new rock band "The Vegetarians"?
They're like nothing I've ever herbivore!
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
If you discipline your Rock, does that mean you hit rock bottom?
How do you discipline your pet rock?
How do you punish your pet rock?
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