I heard y'all don't like bird jokes
This could get a little hawkward
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Happy No L!
First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
Didn't light up on SLPT, maybe y'all will like it.
Here's a physics joke: Why don't people find the y component of vector A?
Because it's Asin(of ΞΈ)
Please bring my x back, don't ask y :(
Vegans everywhere βDonβt hate the player, hate the game(y-meat)!β
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
Hey y'all, I thought Panda Express didn't have MSG in it...
...but I keep finding all of these MSGs in my fortune cookies.
What is the only day that doesn't end in "y"?
Tomorrow.
Tell me if it doesnβt land on yβall
Willow Smith to her friends: "Sorry girls, I can't get jiggy with y'all tonight. My dad said,
'Na na na na nana na'".
My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.
I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.
Yβknow, I really canβt tell how much getting hit in the head hurts.
Itβs mind-boggling.
Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
Last night, my fiancΓ© told me, "y'know, I really can't stand you right now."
So, I told her to sit down.
I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y
I donβt understand y algebra class has so many variables to deal with.
If y'all haven't seen the Ultimate Dad Joke Duel, Now's your chance youtube.com/watch?v=YXDh-β¦
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
