I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor told me: "Your patella measures 2.54 cm."
By surprise, I said: "Inch high knees?"
The doctor replied: "δ½ ηι«ιͺ¨ε°Ίε―ΈηΊ2.54εη±³"
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After my bike accident today I lied to the X-ray technician that I was fine..
But they saw right through me.
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︎ Jul 28 2022
Do dentists call their x-ray's....
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︎ Aug 01 2022
I got an x-ray and the doctor said I had a radio lodged in my chest
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︎ Aug 23 2022
Why did the mouse refuse to have his x-ray taken?
Because itβs a CAT scan.
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︎ Jul 31 2022
I was at the dentist with my son and they said the x-ray shows he has a small cyst.
I told her that it is impossible, because he is an only child (the nurse chuckled and said she will use that gem)
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︎ Jul 16 2022
Why find the doctor find so many spoons inside a patientβs stomach after the x-ray?
Because the doctor had told him to drink his medicine with one teaspoon.
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︎ Jul 19 2022
You should never lie to an X-Ray tech.
They can see right through you.
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︎ Apr 27 2022
My colleagues and I politely waiting for someone to finish x-raying someone
They had a patient while we had patience
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︎ May 19 2022
My brother, an X-Ray Technician, married his wife
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︎ Apr 15 2022
Doctor looking at X-rays, βI was afraid of this.β Me, βWhat?β
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︎ Dec 17 2021
The doctor said the X-ray was negative.
I was like, βarenβt they all?β
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︎ Jun 14 2021
My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in for an X-ray.
I wonder what she saw in him.
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︎ May 06 2021
Can a dog run an x-ray?
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I jokingly told my X-ray technician that I didn't believe in X-rays...
but she saw right through me.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I once dated an X-Ray Tech. It didnβt work out.
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︎ May 29 2021
With trembling hands, my doctor looked up from my x-ray and stammered, "This is exactly what I was afraid of." Gripping my chest, I rasped, "What?"
Eyes wide, he whispered, "Skeletons!"
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︎ Mar 03 2018
Did you know that dogs canβt read x-rayβs and MRIβs?
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︎ Jul 11 2019
My friend said he broke his tibia. Upon examining his X-rays, I can tell he lied...
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︎ May 04 2020
I recently started dating an x-ray technician whoβs way out of my league.
I still donβt know what she sees in me.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Told the x-ray technician I'm made of lead
But she could see right through me.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Dogs can't read X-Rays amd MMR
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︎ Jul 10 2019
In college I dated an X-ray tech who I met after a short hospital stay...
I wonder what she saw in me to this day...
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︎ Feb 07 2019
Itβs so unethical for a dog to be a doctor. Dogs canβt control machines like x-rays. But catscan.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
What do you call dental x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Stollen from a friend. Quick search on this sub yeilded no results. Hopefully it makes some of you chuckle!
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︎ May 14 2017
My SO sprained her ankle last night. After a few hours waiting in the emergency room we were sent to the radiology for an X-Ray!
I told her to break a leg.
^(I just had to share this. For what it was worth, I made her smile, like an upset "I don't want to laugh at this moment, but I can't help it" kind of smile, and that's what counts. Luckily there were no fractured bones.)
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︎ Aug 12 2018
My dog canβt do an x-ray,
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︎ Oct 13 2019
What does Stingβs doctor say when he looks at his x-rays?
βHmm, thatβs intra-stingβ
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
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︎ Dec 16 2018
I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'. I said: 'Inch-high knees?' He said: 'ζ¨ηι«ιͺ¨ζ―2.54εη±³ι«.'
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︎ Feb 14 2020
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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︎ Jun 22 2022
What do you call dental x-rays?
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︎ Jul 13 2022
Never lie to a x-ray technician.
They can see right through you
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︎ May 06 2022
What do dentists call x-rays?
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︎ Sep 30 2021
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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︎ Nov 07 2021
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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︎ Dec 09 2021
Why should you never lie to an X-ray tech?
They can see right through you.
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︎ Jan 19 2022
Why do dentists call them "Dental x-rays" when they could just call them...
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︎ Oct 04 2019
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What do you call dental X-rays?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Never lie to an X-ray technician
they can see right through you
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in one day for an x-ray.
I wonder what she saw in him
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︎ Nov 07 2019
What do you call dental x-rays ?
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︎ Jul 21 2019
A doctor was looking at a patient's X-rays.
Doctor: This is exactly what I was afraid of.
Patient: What is it, doctor?
Doctor: Skeletons.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Dogs canβt read an X-ray or an MRI.
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︎ Jul 17 2019
More Dogs canβt read an X-ray or MRI.
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︎ Sep 14 2019
What do you call dental x-rays?
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︎ Feb 24 2019
What do you call dental x-rays??
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