Just Announced from WEM! Official Press Release:
>EDMONTON – June 11th, 2021 – World Waterpark and Galaxyland are excited to be reopening on June 18th, 2021. With this announcement both parks will be launching a limited time offer: The Ultimate Dual Park Pass where guests can enjoy same day admission to World Waterpark and Galaxyland for $60*. Tickets and details on this limited time offer will be available at wem.ca/tickets soon.
>June 18th, 2021 will mark the day that ALL attractions are officially open at West Edmonton Mall, just in time for summer! The following attractions are currently NOW OPEN to the public at West Edmonton Mall: Ed’s Bowling, Professor Wem’s Adventure Golf, Marine Life, Ice Palace, DRIVE, Alien Outbreak Escape Room, and Dragon’s Tale Blacklight Miniature Golf.
>World Waterpark will be opening with a complete revamp of The Caribbean Cove kids play structure. All cabana and rental spaces will also be 50% off for a limited time only. The World’s largest indoor wave pool will be in full operation and the tropical oasis features slides and fun for all ages, hot tubs, and is always 31 degrees Celsius year-round.
>Both parks will be opening with all safety enhancements in place to ensure the comfort and enjoyment of all guests. Limited slides and rides will be in operation, full list of operational activities will be listed on wem.ca/play
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I'll divide my argument into several distinct sections.
- Australians are the scion of prisoners so awful and malevolent that the UK had to send them across the world to a land surrounded by water and infested with demons so they wouldn't hurt decent folks. This is a fact. Between 1788 and 1868, about 162,000 convicts were transported from Britain to various penal colonies in Australia.
Their children are now modern Australians. Studies show that there is a positive correlation between criminals and criminal parents.
The research revealed that children of criminal parents had a 2.4 times higher chance of falling into crime than children without criminal parents
https://phys.org/news/2017-11-children-criminal-parents-greater-chance.html
Even though modern Australians are separated from their criminal ancestors by a few generations, their innate criminality may burst forth any moment.
Also, forcing all Australians to be park attendants would eliminate their five percent unemployment rate and teach them valuable skills that will repress their criminal natures.
https://tradingeconomics.com/australia/unemployment-rate
- Australias largest exports are minerals that can easily mined out of the land without them. The closest thing they actually make themselves is wheat.
Wheat.
They are a first world nation about the same size as the usa with a land littered with natural resources and they have 20th largest economy in the world. Brazil outpaces them easily and they dont even have shoes.
Converting the country into a waterpark and mining its resources is the most efficient use of the land.
https://atlas.media.mit.edu/en/profile/country/aus/
- Australia is a land filled with dangerous animals, bugs, and plants that the natives allow to roam freely without any security mechanisms.
In a zoo these animals will be able to comb the vast australian outback while still being monitored by their park attendants for all the world to enjoy, safely.
https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2013/03/australias-dangerous-animals-the-top-30/
- Australia is the size of the USA with a population thats 10 million less than Canada (I might make another post about my idea for the worlds largest ski resort later).
All of this land is wasted and could be filled with concession stands, rollercoasters, wave pools, waterslides the size of a freeway, resorts, ect ect.
http://www.ga.gov.au/scientific-topics/national-location-information/dimensions/australi
... keep reading on reddit ➡The year is 1978. What do you get if you combine burgeoning (and largely untested) waterpark technology and lax regulation? New and exciting ways of drowning as it turns out.
There are many ways Action Park could kill you. You could drown in the wave pool, which was too aggressive, and too deep. You could get stuck upside-down inside the looping waterslide. Or you could go kayaking.
In the Kayak Experience ride guests paddled through white water rapids, created by underwater fans. The boats were unwieldy and the guests, often inexperienced and drunk, frequently found themselves in the drink. This is exactly what happened on August 1st, 1982. A 27 year old man fell out of his kayak, but when he stood to right it, he stepped on a metal grate underwater. This grate shorted with a piece of wire powering the underwater fans, electrocuting him. He suffered a heart attack and died hours later at a local hospital.
Read more, like the black pool that had to be painted white when divers couldn't find drawing swimmers, or the road swing pond so cold it literally killed a man! http://weirdnj.com/stories/action-park/
I ship from the US and will ONLY ship to the continental US. Sorry, but my post literally can’t mail outside the states. You can check my feedback on my ebay profile, same as my username here.
$5 shipping flat, order as many as you want.
Selling about half my record collection. I can and will provide pictures for anything you’re curious about, but almost everything is unplayed and NM. I have a lot more rare stuff by The World Is A Beautiful Place, like shirts and patches and cassettes, DM with serious inquiries.
CD:
Waterparks - Airplane Conversations - This is an incredibly rare album released before the band Waterparks got big. This was sent to me directly from the band years ago when I ran a music reviewing blog. Only 1 has ever sold on discogs, and it went for 300. Make me an offer.
12” vinyl ---
65daysofstatic – No Man's Sky - Dark Red Opaque - $50
Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues - $12
Best Coast - Crazy For You - $12
The Blood Brothers - Burn Piano Island Burn - Grey/Red/Black Marble vinyl - $30
Blue Heaven - Volume One - $15
Brand New - The Devil And God - 1st PRESS BLACK VINYL /200 - $250
Brand New - Your Favorite Weapon - 2011 Reissue Clear Vinyl - SEALED - $70
Carson Wells - Wonderkid - $15
Circa Survive – On Letting Go: Deluxe Ten Year Edition - SEALED /2000 - $40
Circa Survive - Juturna - Reissue, Gray w/Blue Splatter SEALED /2000 - $25
City & Colour - Bring Me Your Love - Oxblood /1000 - $130
Citycop - The Hope In Forgiving And Giving Up Hope - Grey Marble - $11
Citycop - Seasons - Black vinyl - $9
Citycop - Loner - Maroon - $10
Citycop - Loner - Beer Bottle - $15
Dads - American Radass - UK Variant, damaged sleeve - $10
Dads - Brush Your Teeth Again - Grey /200 - $15
Daisyhead - The Smallest Light - Dark Blue w/ Pink Haze /500 - $15
Daisyhead - In Case You Missed It - Pink /500 - $10
David Bazan - Strange Negotiations - $12
Death Cab For Cutie - Codes & Keys - $18
Defeater - Travels - Brown /900 - $15
El Ten Eleven - Fast Forward - /1000 - $20
Foreign Tongues – Fragile, As Said Before - Purple w/ Blakc Splat - $15
Foxy Shazam - Self Titled - 2nd Press SEALED Handprint Haze /500 - $35
Foxy Shazam - The Church of Rock & Roll - SEALED - $150
From First To Last – Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has A Bodycount - Pink /1000 - $30
Fuck Off All Nerds A Benefit Compilation - Pink vinyl - $15
Garden State - Soundtrack - $20
Hawthorne Heights - The Silence In Black And White -
... keep reading on reddit ➡The season hasn't started this year yet, but I figured I could put this up anyway. I work(ed) at Schlitterbahn(or Shitterbahn, as some of the workers prefered to call it), but I wasn't a lifeguard. I actually worked as a Greeter meaning I checked coolers for glass and beer(any alcohol really), made sure that only people with wristbands were getting into the park, gave directions, ran errands, put wristbands on people and picked up trash. Go ahead and ask.
With six water parks (indoor and outdoor) in an unsuspecting small town in Wisconsin, I have contemplated making the cross-country trip from the East Coast. Have you been? What are the parks like?
