A list of puns related to "World Of Disney"
My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."
A dad exiting the ride says to us "Hey guys, be careful! I think the elevator's broken."
"Mum!!! You're going to get us kicked out of Disney world. "
Was at Disney World today and went to meet my favorite disney princess. After an hour wait, we get through the line to see her. I pull out my phone to take a picture with her and after a minute of trying to get my camera to work she asks "is it frozen?" I looked up from my phone to see her smirking face. I groaned despite myself.
Safe to say I fell in love today.
Two men on a bus back from Disney World saw signs for the nearby town of Kissimmee. They debated whether it is pronounced KISSimmee or kissIMMee. Things got heated so they agreed to ask the cashier when they stopped for lunch.
After approaching the cashier, one man asks, βCould you please very slowly and clearly tell us where we are?β
The cashier looks at him and says βBuuurrrgggerr Kiiiinggghh.β
I normally telegraph my jokes, but this one was totally natural... Talking to my wife about my sister's upcoming trip to DisneyWorld and how they were going in May...
Wife..."have talked to your sister about crowds because of the opening of Pandora at Animal Kingdom?"
"Yeh, they are going down opening weekend, but skipping Animal Kingdom completely, I bet it's going to be a real zoo there..."
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Obligatory eye roll and groan.
"Holy crap, I didn't even do that on purpose!"
We were at The Contemporary resort in Disney World waiting to be called for our breakfast reservation, when my wife points out this scale model of a Disney cruise ship. We walk up to it and I say "wow, would you look at that! It's a lot smaller than I thought it would be, though..."
My wife rolled her eyes. Our first is due in April.
I went to visit my girlfriend's family for dinner tonight. The grandparents are there, parents, grandkids, everyone!
We're all sitting in the living room talking. I turn around and look at a picture on the wall from when the family was in Disney World. I had mentioned I have never been before and the following conversation happened :
Grandmother: What?! I thought everyone had been! We would of taken more trips but he (points to grandfather) is afraid of flying!
Grandfather: My arms get too tired!
Everyone groans and he and I bust up laughing!
He and I are going to get along great!
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