I love doing labrynths, they're awesome right? To sum it up in a word...

It's a-maze-thing :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Duque_Caradura
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2021
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Wanna know a word I just made up?

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rebmob_7577
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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I asked my kids if they could come up with a word that had 3 letters of the alphabet in a row?

They all said NOPE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I’ve come up with a new word for when you remove your bra at the end of the day: Gravititty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/small-rainbow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2021
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Do you want to hear a new word I made up?

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Pork-Chop-57
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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I came up with a new word yesterday.

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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A student was writing a paper for school and kept mixing up the words "burro" and "burrow"

The teacher told him "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKingOfRhye777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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So last week i got myself in a bit of trouble when i mixed up the words jacuzzi and yakuza

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlaaneshiRose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive

Butt willy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josuhataylor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."

If anyone asks, you've not seen us.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What’s the best pun you can come up with the word β€œpelican” ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogefighter232
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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During breakfast, my dad said, β€œLet me sum up 2020 in one word.”

Four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is an example of someone getting to eat up their words?

King Midas saying that this sandwich is gold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proxysweden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Shout out to the guy who came up with the word plethora.

It means alot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryden22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."

"But at least it's made with whole groins."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My 5 y.o. son walked up to me with his under armour shirt on backwards so the words were on the back.

He said, β€œI got back words!” How did I not see that one coming?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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How did the French come up with the word for egg?

Someone accidentally dropped one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnamflah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5c077_fr33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Shout-out to the person who came up with the word "plethora".

It really means a lot to me. Well, to a lot of people, really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Guy walks up to the widow at her husband's funeral and says, β€œMay I just say one word?”

β€œSure,” she replies. β€œPlethora,” the guys says. The widow says, β€œThanks. That means a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I can't stop looking up word definitions

I need some help with my addictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uniformbreak320
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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At Bob's retirement party the Director stands up and says "I'd just like to say a word about Bob", clears his throat and then says, "plethora",

Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomadic187187
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/h_space
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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I hate spelling. You mess up just 2 letters, and your word is urined.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superflyguy87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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At a funeral a man sits Behind the woman who’s husband just died. The man leans forward and asks, β€œdo u mind if I say a word?” she responds, β€œNot at all, please do.” the man stands up and says β€œplethora” and sits back down.

β€œThanks,” said the woman, β€œthat means a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turboboob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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After the doctor finished up with my prostrate exam the nurse came in and said three words I didn’t want to hear...

β€œWho was that?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellzy33
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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The words "Up" and "Down" are both antonyms and synonyms

Up and down are opposite directions, and your house can "burn up" as it "burns down". Also as a colloidal invitation, one may say "Hey we're going to a party, you up?" or "Hey we're going to a party, you down?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fortisrufus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2016
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People who mix up entomology and etymology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zarokima
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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β€œSon, remember these two magic words. They will open up the doors in your life.”

Push and Pull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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My friend and I often have pun wars. One of us runs up to the other and says a word that we have to make puns about until somebody runs out of ideas.

I wasn’t feeling quite like myself one day, so when she ran to me and shouted, β€œAluminum!” I responded, β€œCan it! My plans have been foiled and I’m not in the mood to scrap.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MariahYM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Request! Help me come up with cheesy pun using words "quetzal" or "monkey"?

I am making cheesy valentine-like cards for my fellow Adventure Monkeys--a name that was dubbed to the group I did humanitarian aid work with in Guatemala. For our last meeting tomorrow, I want to bring cheesy valentine-like cards, but I'm having trouble coming up with a silly pun. I'd like to use the words Quetzal (national bird of Guatemala) or Monkey (for our group) if possible.

Any ideas? I need your brilliant pun minds!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliegatorrr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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Best of Reddit puns: " I've never regretted a single moment of my wedding day up until I read the words "Yes, I didgeridoo, m8". I'm gonna have to remarry my missus. " ... " Didgeridoo your wedding yet? " reddit.com/r/worldnews/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BothBawlz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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I just made up a word

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Guys I just made up a new word!

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackdragonyt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I can't stop looking up word definitions

I need some help with my addictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uniformbreak320
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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I once accidentally mixed up the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza".

I am now in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim696969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I mixed up the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza".

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I made up a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I came up with a new word yesterday:

"Plagiarism."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allnerdsbewareme
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Wanna hear a word I just made up?

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I came up with a new word yesterday

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philzard224
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I made up a new word!

Plagiarism.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I made up my very own word today...

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DobbleDorp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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Want to hear a word I made up?

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massnomis
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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I just made up a new word!

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShetlandJames
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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Want to hear a word I just made up?

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Facetious_Shark
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Want to hear a word I just made up?

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gravee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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