Wanna know a word I just made up?
I asked my kids if they could come up with a word that had 3 letters of the alphabet in a row?
Do you want to hear a new word I made up?
So last week i got myself in a bit of trouble when i mixed up the words jacuzzi and yakuza
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia
I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
I looked up the word 'opaque' in the dictionary...
....but the definition is unclear.
During breakfast, my dad said, “Let me sum up 2020 in one word.”
What’s the best pun you can come up with the word “pelican” ?
What is an example of someone getting to eat up their words?
King Midas saying that this sandwich is gold.
My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."
"But at least it's made with whole groins."
Shout out to the guy who came up with the word plethora.
My 5 y.o. son walked up to me with his under armour shirt on backwards so the words were on the back.
He said, “I got back words!” How did I not see that one coming?
How did the French come up with the word for egg?
Someone accidentally dropped one!
Shout-out to the person who came up with the word "plethora".
It really means a lot to me. Well, to a lot of people, really.
Guy walks up to the widow at her husband's funeral and says, “May I just say one word?”
“Sure,” she replies.
“Plethora,” the guys says.
The widow says, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
At Bob's retirement party the Director stands up and says "I'd just like to say a word about Bob", clears his throat and then says, "plethora",
Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".
I can't stop looking up word definitions
I need some help with my addictionary
The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
I came up with a new word yesterday:
I hate spelling. You mess up just 2 letters, and your word is urined.
At a funeral a man sits Behind the woman who’s husband just died. The man leans forward and asks, “do u mind if I say a word?” she responds, “Not at all, please do.” the man stands up and says “plethora” and sits back down.
“Thanks,” said the woman, “that means a lot.”
After the doctor finished up with my prostrate exam the nurse came in and said three words I didn’t want to hear...
The words "Up" and "Down" are both antonyms and synonyms
Up and down are opposite directions, and your house can "burn up" as it "burns down". Also as a colloidal invitation, one may say "Hey we're going to a party, you up?" or "Hey we're going to a party, you down?"
People who mix up entomology and etymology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
“Son, remember these two magic words. They will open up the doors in your life.”
My friend and I often have pun wars. One of us runs up to the other and says a word that we have to make puns about until somebody runs out of ideas.
I wasn’t feeling quite like myself one day, so when she ran to me and shouted, “Aluminum!” I responded, “Can it! My plans have been foiled and I’m not in the mood to scrap.”
Request! Help me come up with cheesy pun using words "quetzal" or "monkey"?
I am making cheesy valentine-like cards for my fellow Adventure Monkeys--a name that was dubbed to the group I did humanitarian aid work with in Guatemala. For our last meeting tomorrow, I want to bring cheesy valentine-like cards, but I'm having trouble coming up with a silly pun. I'd like to use the words Quetzal (national bird of Guatemala) or Monkey (for our group) if possible.
Any ideas? I need your brilliant pun minds!
Best of Reddit puns: " I've never regretted a single moment of my wedding day up until I read the words "Yes, I didgeridoo, m8". I'm gonna have to remarry my missus. " ... " Didgeridoo your wedding yet? "
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Guys I just made up a new word!
I can't stop looking up word definitions
I need some help with my addictionary
Got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
I once accidentally mixed up the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza".
I am now in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
I mixed up the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza".
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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I came up with a new word yesterday
I made up my very own word today...
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I just made up a new word!
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