Sorry in advance if this is maybe the wrong place to post.
Is anyone going up to Woodsist festival on here? If you are and haven't checked your email...the festival has been moved due to forest fires in Big Sur. It is now being held at Love Field (11191 Sir Francis Drake Blvd, Point Reyes Station, CA 94956) in Point Reyes, about 3 hours north. Hope to see some of you there!
As you may know, tickets for Woodsist 2012 were extremely limited (250). Another thing you may know is that if you bought tickets for Woodsist, you had to buy a minimum of two tickets. Me and my friend both got our tickets, but my other two friends were unfortunately broke (being college kids) and lost out on buying tickets because they sold out today (one day after they went on sale). If you are one person that had to buy a minimum of two tickets and need to get rid of extra ones, I think my friends would be eternally grateful to buy them from you. Sorry if this is wrong to post, I'm kind of new to reddit and I don't have all the reddiquette down yet.
tl;dr if you have extra tickets for woodsist due to their minimum purchase of 2, hit me up.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
