I went up to Serena Williams.
I said, "Serena, what's your favourite planet?"
She said, "It's Venus."
I said, "Oh sorry, Venus, what's your favourite planet?"
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars all walked into the same bar.
What do you call when you have three William Shatners?
I named my first child after William Shakespeare.
Where does William Tell take his trash?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump
Last year, my friend William moved to China and spent 6 months teaching ESL. He ended up falling in love and getting married. And now?
Where there’s a Will, there’s a Wei.
Why did William Shatner's lingerie company fail?
Because Shatner Panties just never caught on!
Danson, Turner, Mosby, Knight, Williams, Bundy, Raimi, Cruz…
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
William Shatner caught the eye of Gene Roddenberry when he ruined his shirt while ironing.
It was a real Starchwreck.
How do dogs do such uncanny William Shatner impressions?
What's the opposite of william?
William Shakespeare walks in to a bar...
The barman says, 'Sorry mate, you're bard'.
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,
we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
My Dad just woke me this morning to ask if I heard about William Shatner
Dad: Did you hear that William Shatner is going to space?
Me: Yeah, Jeff Bezos is sending him up
Dad: He's 90-Years old. The G-Forces alone pose a huge health risk
Me: I guess it's getting easier and easier to put people into space
Dad: If they're not careful, they'll turn him into William Shattered
I see William Shatner has just come back from a trip into space…
When asked about his trip William said “It was out of this world”.
William Shatner had to go into space on Blue Origin instead of SpaceX
He's obligated to follow the Amazon Prime Directive
What do Jack the Ripper, Catherine the Great, William the Conqueror, and Ivan the Terrible have in common?
What did Robin Williams drink at the Aladdin premiere back in '92?
What Olympic event did William Shakespeare excel at?
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
Who is William DeFoe’s arch enemy?
Why was William fired as an bartender?
Because William Shakesbeer
Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.
Edit: Thanks for my first ever Gold! I have no idea what it does but it sure is shiny =]
Worked for Williams Well Drilling for 22 years, but.....
I finally quit that hole-boring business.
Little known fact: William Tell and his wife were really good bowlers.
Nobody knows for whom the Tells bowled.
Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.
William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
Wendy Williams' career must be playing Oregon Trail...
Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.
Did you hear William Shatner was starting his own underwear line?
But “Shatner Panties” was not a good business.
So my name is William
And my soccer coach in 7th grade asks me: Do you they call you Will or Bill?
Me: They call me both.
Coach: Okay, Both, nice to meet you.
I'm 42 years old, and that man's son still calls me "Both" to this day.
William Otis showed his son his evolutionary invention.
He said, "Son, this is a ground breaking creation."
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams & Bruno Mars met in a bar...
But they didn't planet that way.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
Did you know William Tell and his wife were bowlers?
Noone knows for whom the Tell's bowled.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar
I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
What's your favorite Robin Williams movie?
Without a doubt, mine is Mrs. Fire.
Without a doubt my favorite Robin Williams movie is...
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.
But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.
But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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