I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
Why did William Shatner's lingerie company fail?
Because Shatner Panties just never caught on!
How do dogs do such uncanny William Shatner impressions?
What's the opposite of william?
William Shakespeare walks in to a bar...
The barman says, 'Sorry mate, you're bard'.
Charles Dickens, besides being a great writer, was also a great cook, who would only use high quality ingredients and would get very angry if they weren't available.
It was the best of Thymes, it was the worst of Thymes.
Sad to think that Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder never got a chance to see each other.
They were always out of sight.
My Dad just woke me this morning to ask if I heard about William Shatner
Dad: Did you hear that William Shatner is going to space?
Me: Yeah, Jeff Bezos is sending him up
Dad: He's 90-Years old. The G-Forces alone pose a huge health risk
Me: I guess it's getting easier and easier to put people into space
Dad: If they're not careful, they'll turn him into William Shattered
I see William Shatner has just come back from a trip into space…
When asked about his trip William said “It was out of this world”.
William Shatner had to go into space on Blue Origin instead of SpaceX
He's obligated to follow the Amazon Prime Directive
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,
we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
What do you call a comedian from the North Pole?
Why can’t Ray Charles see his friends?
What do Jack the Ripper, Catherine the Great, William the Conqueror, and Ivan the Terrible have in common?
What was Charles Lindbergh nickname when he couldn't fly anymore
Just finished reading Charles Dickens’ Great Expectations.
Bit of a let down if I'm honest.
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams & Bruno Mars met in a bar...
But they didn't planet that way.
What did Robin Williams drink at the Aladdin premiere back in '92?
Prince Charles is selling his towel.
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
What Olympic event did William Shakespeare excel at?
What’s the difference between top round and chuck?
One is meat from the butt of a cow and the other’s my buddy Charles.
Went to a fancy restaurant for dinner, and the waiter kept correcting the way i said the dishes.
After i finished eating, trying not to be outdone, i asked for the william.
Why was William fired as an bartender?
Because William Shakesbeer
Worked for Williams Well Drilling for 22 years, but.....
I finally quit that hole-boring business.
Who is William DeFoe’s arch enemy?
Little known fact: William Tell and his wife were really good bowlers.
Nobody knows for whom the Tells bowled.
Did you know Charles Manson released an album?
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.
William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
I was very disappointed to find that the movie “Dunkirk” was a World War II movie…
And not the biography of William Shatner
Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.
Edit: Thanks for my first ever Gold! I have no idea what it does but it sure is shiny =]
What did Charles Dickens name his cough drop company?
What do you get when you cross Hannibal Lectar and Pamela Anderson
My son just bought some Cardano crypto currency, so I told him...
Did you hear that Vanessa Williams got robbed the other day?
They need to stop Robin Williams
Help Coming up with A Punny Name
I’m trying to think of my DJ name and I want to have a pun in. It’d be cool if its a pun off a celeb name, something like Vinyl Ritchie.
Any ideas??
I just finished "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens.
It wasn't as good as I'd hoped.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
Did you know William Tell and his wife were bowlers?
Noone knows for whom the Tell's bowled.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar
Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?
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