Cowboy tames wild female horses with very, very long speeches.

A filly-buster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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Did you hear about the cowboy who wanted to be a cheerleader but couldn't because of his uncontrollable gas?

He was the rootinest tootinest cowboy in the wild west

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainnT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Two men were having a contest..

The Englishman and Cowboy were tied in a contest of who was better, when the crowd decided that, as a tie breaker, they were to perform a live poem and incorporate the words "Hunting" and "Timbuktu."

The Englishman went first:

"The hunting is always grand, When in search of good land. Off in the caravan we pursue, Looking, for Timbuktu."

The crowd went wild, knowing that the cowboy couldn't win the contest, the Englishmans poem was just too good. He smiled as well, and stood aside for the cowboy.

The cowboy paused for a moment as if remembering something, then recited:

"Well it was Tim and I, off huntin we went, When I spied three women in a tent. I motioned to Tim, and he saw them too, Then I bucked one, and Timbuktu."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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