My wifi password is the cat's birthday month

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Set your WiFi password to 24446666688888888

...so when someone asks what your password is, just tell them it’s: 12345678.

Edit: I meant 12345688...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-NealCaffrey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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What is Forrest Gump’s wifi password?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nascarvick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:

"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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My stepdaughter needed the WiFi password for her friend. I didn't hear back after I replied.

http://www.imgur.com/yr1AUu2.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/towehaal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
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Got a new ISP, so decided to have some fun when people ask 'what's the wifi password?'

'Its for security'

'haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.

'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.

I've had six or seven victims so far, and it's still just as funny as the first time. The only blip was when the wife didn't even blink, and just entered it first time. She knows me too well.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi...

It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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Set your wifi password to 86753o9.

That way when Jenny gets online. She can say I got it, I got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Hey honey I changed the WiFi password today.

"Why?"

"Fi."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2016
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What do you call a singer who always forgets his WiFi password?

Can He Logins?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brynsp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2015
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You have fallen into his trap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamadRajput
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I need to move out of my parent's house

Their wifi password is " our40yrsoldbaby", i mean come on I'm 45.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Ah!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore

Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore..

I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password

Why Bob Marley?

Because its always jammin

God damn it

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2015
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Computer Puns

How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.


Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.


A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.


If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.


There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.


In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?


Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.


Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway.


An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks β€œmay I join you?”


Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.


Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.


How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.


I named my hard drive β€œdat ass” so once a month my computer asks if I want to β€˜back dat ass up’.


I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.


I changed my password to β€œincorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say β€œYour password is incorrect”.


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.


Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.


A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.


Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.


I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn’t have internet.


A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.


Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardwar

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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WiFi Dad

I just arrived at my parent's house for a week long vacation and needed to know the WiFi password.

Me, yelling to mom who was in the kitchen: "Mom, what's the WiFi password?"

Mom: "It's written on a piece of paper by the computer!"

Me: "What?!"

Dad, sitting beside me on the couch: "The password is " itswrittenonapieceofpaperbythecomputer"... no spaces."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomwithweather
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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This just happened. We were sitting round the table when...

Context: My mother's maiden name is Shearing and she had been at her parents, helping them out for a few days (they live far away) and had been talking about getting the wifi password, which was difficult.

So she said that she phoned her sister, but that a co-worker of her sister picked up. After being asked if he could help, my mother replied "Well unless you can tell me my dad's wifi password..." He laughingly replied "Sorry, that's not the type of information we share in this office."

Now my dad looks across the table, smiles and says "It's not the type of information they Shearing that office?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bfmGrack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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What’s Forrest Gump’s wifi password?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjbbeagle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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What's Forrest Gump's wifi password?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdrew91
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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What is Forrest Gump's WiFi password...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaiveikau
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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My son trying to connect to the printer through WiFi with his laptop

Son: Dad, my computer can't find the WiFi printer anymore...

Me: I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password

Son: Why Bob Marley?

Me: Because it's always jammin

Son: God damn it

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