My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?”
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents’ house...
We're doing everything right, I don't understand why we can't make a baby.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
Why don't we see transgender people having kids
Because they become trans-parent
Why don’t we ever have olives in our fridge?
Because I always eat olive them
Why don't we eat clown meat?
Why don't we eat asteroids until they get to Earth?
Because that's when they're meteor!
Why don’t we know what’s going on with Kim Jong-un?
He’s Kim Jong-unavailable
I met a French guy at my interpreter-training class, we were having conversation about food. And suddenly he said, I like snails.. Why don't Americans eat snails? I was thinking for a second and replied
Because... maybe they like fast food
why don't we ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Why don't we have much space?
We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, “ Why don’t we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?”
I don't understand why we study circles in geometry.
If somebody is hanged, why don't we say they were tie died?
Why don't we know the weight of the rarest diamond in the world?
Why don't we eat Blue Tangs?
Because the Blue Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?”
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents’ house...
My wife said to me: ''Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?''
So I took her out to dinner, to a movie,
then I dropped her off at her parents'
place.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
My wife asked me "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating ?''
So I took her to dinner, then a movie and dropped her off at her parents' house
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