A list of puns related to "Why Baby Why"
I told her "because it's my secret formula"!
I told her, “Just for shits and giggles”
He really likes milkshakes.
It's a little fishy.
For resisting a rest.
When they could be called subwoofers
Because all his uncles were ants.
He was a little chili
It's inconceivable.
He was a little shellfish.
Because its parents are jamming
Because they're calf price
They just do do do do do do do.
Because it saw its mommy pen starting a long sentence
....they all just taste like airplane!?
It's hard to find organ donors.
Because his mom had been a wafer so long.
He was a crumb-ling
They weren't born yesterday
Mr. Witch had a hollow weenie.
Because he sleeps in his crib tonight
Dad: You told me to change the baby.
There was no gun control
Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
They are trying to get better motor control.
To get to the udder side.
It was stapled to the chicken.
My dad told this joke to us growing up. It's a legit dad joke. As kids, we would roll our eyes. Now, I tell my kid. She rolled her eyes but I chuckle at it.
Because they have hallow-weenies
She didn't like his attitude
Kids hate plain food.
A girl is on an airplane with her mom and asks her, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, then why don't big planes have baby planes?"The mom smiles and tells her daughter to ask the stewardess. The stewardess comes over and the the little girl asks her the same question she asked her mother.The stewardess asks the girl if her mom told her to ask her and the little girl replied "Yes." Then the stewardess says "Well that's because Southwest Airlines always pull out on time!"
Dad: No way am I going to eat my own baby. And if I did, I would NOT want to share.
She was non-hobbit forming.
Because it's parents were in a jam
Because he was resisting a rest.
Him mom was in a jam
Because its parents were in a jam
He was a little chili.
Because all his uncles are called 'ants'
Because it had a bunch of ants and no uncles!
Because his parents were in a jam.
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