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What do you call a zombie who writes music?
What do you call someone who believes 12.5% of the Bible.
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What do you call a doctor who is a fish?
Dr Filet
That's not actually the real punchline. My 4 year olds try to make up jokes and they never make sense so I always try to guess good punchlines but I am always wrong. The punchline is actualy >!poopoo!! <
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but is not a dad?
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People who can’t think straight
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What do you call someone who pretends to be Swedish?
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What do you call a dinosaur who’s hiding from the cops?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
Edit: I definitely forgot this came from Jurassic Park. So credit goes to that. But it’s still funny.
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What do you say to someone who doesn't know who Duane Johnson is?
Have you been living under a Rock?
My 9 year old son told me this one, he made it up himself
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Who do you call when you stab your toe ?
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What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?
What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?
What do you call a zombie who writes music?
What do you call a dwarf psychic who just escaped from prison?
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