Who Am I Puns

Just let me know if you can't come.

But the steaks are huge.

So Dad, if you’re up there…..

IRL dad joke

This is a teaser.

I tell them it's because I give a dam.

But it really stuck with me

After all, all psychos have a silent p.

Alopecia Keys

Me trying to sound intelligent: " Well, China is 3.7 million square miles. "

She really encouraged us to make a difference.

Guess you could say

(••) / ( ••)>⌐□-□ / (⌐□_□)

OP De-livered

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Not ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^actually

A liar

Current Resident

Ugly.

Dad: (while holding his hands like 2 OK signs over his eyes with his eyes peeking through the holes) "who am I???!!....who am I???!!"

Me: "uhhhh, I don't know"

Dad: "it's me, dad!...man, these things DO work!"