Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: mine.
Where in Europe are you most likely to get sick?
GERM-any
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
You know where French fries are made?
Not in France.
But I heard they’re made in Greece.
Essentially, anytime a new toilet is christened you are "Going where no man has gone before."
I was just trying to enjoy a day out on the lake. No matter where you are, you can never escape the puns.
Robin: where are you, Batman?
Batman: On my way, was in the bathroom.
Robin: what's a hroom?
Everyone knows about Murphy's Law where anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but are you familiar with Cole's Law?
It's mostly made of cabbage.
Have you heard about the new game getting released? It’s AI is 20 years ahead of it’s time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. It’s called:
Go outside and ride your bike
What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars
Blimp My Ride
Where are you? I can't Sia.
Do you know where all the dad jokes are stored?
in a DAD-A-BASE. get it..... dad a base. lol. lol. lol database. lol
just saw this on FB
A miner was on their way to work in their new car, when a police officer stops them and asks: "where are you going, where do you work, and who's car is this?"
Miner: "mine"
Where do you go when you are injured on a rebel base?
The Hoth-spital
If you are an outrageous lunatic, a mental institute is where you should get in! Oops, meant to say cret in.
If you are cold, DONT TOUCH MY THERMOSTAT! Just move your bed to the corner of your room where its 90 degrees.
What do you call a situation where two celebrities are fighting?
Star Wars
Where are you most likely to find ghosts?
In pubs - they are full of spirits.
She walks into the bachelor party. “Who are you and where did you come from?” I ask.
“Idaho”, she answers.
what animal can make your house cat come to you no matter where they are in the house?
tuna can
"Aslan, where are you going with that brief case, and why are you wearing a tie?"
"Narnia business."
What do you call a dilapidated building where noses are made?
An olfactory.
How do you call a place where dogs are supposed to wait?
A barking lot.
Sherlock, where are you going with that shrub?
It's not a shrub! It's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
Where are you allowed to drink and drive?
A golf course.
Me: Hey dad, where are you going?
Dad: Crazy, wanna come?
We have a 'Where are you?' board in my house. My dad thinks he's funny
http://imgur.com/o9zMZHh
Cop: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: Mine
A police car pulls over a miner and asks: What do you do for a living? Where are you going? Who’s car is that?
His answer: Mine.
“Dad, do you know where my sunglasses are?”
“No, do you know where my dad glasses are?"
A copy asks a miner: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
the miner responds "mine."
