You're american when you go into the bathroom, and you're american when you come out. What are you while you're inside?
European.
When you die, people cry and beg for you to come back.
But, when you do, they're all running and screaming.
What’s it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
Reintarnation.
When you come across the square root of some negative crap and then you decide to square it…..
Shit just got real.
I’ve come up with a new word for when you remove your bra at the end of the day: Gravititty
You go into the bathroom American, and you come out American... What are you when you're in the bathroom?
European
I figured we could all use a light hearted chuckle right about now.
Love you all out there and stay well!
What do you call it when you throw a middle aged woman off a building and they come back to you?
A boomerang
You're 'merican when you go into the bathroom, and 'merican when you come out. But what are you whilst your in there?
Your a 'peeing
Got told this one is scouts a long time ago. If you’re Russian when you’re walking in the bathroom and German when you come out, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?
European
Alright....time for a classic. The Ceo of Datsun was talking to his other high ranking workers when it had just been founded and said, you have 2 days to come up with a name for our company
The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON
I think tech YouTubers should be reviewing new shovels when new ones come out.
The technology in those things are ground breaking.
What happens when you finally come to terms with losing all your toes?
You become lack toes and tolerant.
When you think about your past and how you've come sofa then you realize there are curtain things you can't change
When you think about your past and how you've come sofa then you realize there are curtain things you can't change
Does anyone else say, "Come in" when someone knocks on the bathroom door while you are on the toilet...not sure if that's a dad thing or just me...
What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles again when you come back?
Neighbor's wife
What do you call it when your birthing coach won't come to help deliver the baby?
A mid-wife crisis
(Or a "no can doula")
How come you never know when the pterodactyl is using the bathroom?
Because the p is silent.
If you're rushin' going into the bathroom and when you come out you're finnish, what are you in the bathroom?
European!
You’re American when you come into the bathroom, you’re American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re in the bathroom?
European
if your American before you go into the bathroom, and your American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while your in the bathroom?
Your-a-pee'n
If you were born in the US, you’re an American before you go into the bathroom. You’re American when you come out. But what are you while you’re in the bathroom?
European.
What happens when you die and come back as a cowboy?
Reintarnation
If you're American when you go in the restroom and you're American when you come out. What are you when you're in the rest room?
European
If you’re Russian when you go in the washroom and you’re Finnish when you come out, what are you when you’re in there?
European!
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
European.
You're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out. But do you know what you are while you're in there?
European
If you're Canadian when you go into the bathroom and again when you come out.. What are you whilst you're in there?
European
What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
Reintarnation
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
European.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there?
European
You’re American when you walk into a bathroom and you’re American when you come out. But do you know what you are while you’re in there?
European.
If you’re an American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re an American when you come out, what are you while you’re in there?
European
If you're American before you enter the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you when you're inside the bathroom?
European
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there?
European…
You’re American before you enter the restroom and American when you come out of the restroom, but what are you while you’re inside the restroom?
European.
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
European
If you're American when you go in the bathroom , and American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
You're a peein
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but
do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
European.
You're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
European.
My dad: "If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
European."
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
European.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it?
A stick.
If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
European
