Wheel Vehicle Puns

A list of puns related to "Wheel Vehicle"

I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.

Business is going alright

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👤︎ u/Charlotte_8
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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Someone has been stealing the wheels off police vehicles.

Cops have been working tirelessly to catch the suspect.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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He didn't want to pay a whole lot for the four-wheel drive off road vehicle

He was trying to get it dirt "jeep"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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The other day, for some reason unknown to me, I was pulled over by a local police vehicle. I rolled down my window and placed both hands on the steering wheel and waited. I noticed that the officer approaching the car was a woman...

When she got to the window I asked, "What's the problem officer?"

Her face darkened with anger and she replied, "You don't know?"

I answered, that I didn't.

She asked again, "You honestly don't know?"

I replied, "No ma'am, I have no idea."

Then she angrily replied, "Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you."

With that she turned and stomped angrily back to her car, got in, slammed the door and smoked the tires as she sped away...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?

They’re both ATV

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👤︎ u/pllarsen
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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My invention was amazing! After many many attempts, I finally got a two-wheeled vehicle to stand on its own!

I guess tri, tri again is the way.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who's a police officer that rides a three wheeled vehicle while on duty?

Trikeceracop

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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