Whats Poppin Puns

A list of puns related to "Whats Poppin"

What did Mahatma Gandhi have in common with Mary Poppins?

He walked barefoot, which gave him a lot of calluses. Also, because of his diet and beliefs, he was kind of frail and had bad breath.

All in all, he was a "super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis".

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👤︎ u/Ilvorn
📅︎ Nov 07 2022
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What do you call a rude, sensitive wizard who has stinky breath and hangs out with Mary Poppins?

A super callous fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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👤︎ u/A_S1ngle_Bean
📅︎ Jun 27 2022
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What did Mary Poppins sing to a diabetic child?

“Just a spoonful of medicine makes the sugar go down♪”

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ Oct 09 2017
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What do you call Mary Poppins when she feeds the birds?

...Mary Tuppence.

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👤︎ u/Citizen_of_RockRidge
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Me and a several of my middle aged friends with arthritis have started a hip hop group...

We're called Bone Spurs and Harmony.

(Edit, a typo)

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👤︎ u/WhoNoseWhoKnows
📅︎ Aug 28 2022
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Do you guys know any good corn jokes?

Come on, I'm all ears.

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👤︎ u/CorrectButWhoCares
📅︎ Sep 16 2021
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Michael: I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

Jane: What's the name of his other leg?

It's not mine. It's from Mary Poppins. But I still like it

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👤︎ u/Appropriate_Pace9822
📅︎ Sep 07 2021
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Cross-cultural Dad joked my co-workers...

My coworker got back from the Essence Festival in New Orleans today and was sharing about it in a group of 4 black people and myself (pretty white). Her: Bourbon st. is so overrated, we just went back to the apartment at 1:30 when some fools started shooting. Me: What? Why'd you leave just when the party started poppin'!?

Groans and laughs were had by all...

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👤︎ u/PlatypusJake
📅︎ Jul 08 2014
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