What do you type into a time machine if you want to go to Christmas?
Present Day.
I haven't tried it, but pretty sure it'll work.
You can say what you want about Titanic,
but she went down in history.
Say what you want about want about waitresses....
....but they do bring a lot to the table.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
What do you call German children you don’t want your kids to hang out with?
Say what you want about the iPhone X but
You can't deny it had a top notch screen.
Today my friend asked me “What kinda shit would make you want to stay home all day?”
I said “Diarrhea for sure”.
Say what you want about dad jokes...
...but they're all relatively funny
Do you want to know what really grinds my gears?
What do you call a car that wants to speak to the manager
Do you guys want to know what I put in the wooden box I made and threw in the ocean?
Never mind it’s a sea-crate....
(I made this up please don’t murder me)
Say what you want about carrot top, but fact of the matter is he’s out there making a living as a comedian
You gotta give him props for that
What do you say when your wife is so envious of your peanut butter obsession she wants to put it on herself in the bedroom?
If you want to know what it's like to be a suicide bomber?
What do you call it when you want to have the same breakfast every day?
What do you call bread that doesn’t want its name out in the public
What animal do you want to be when you're cold?
A little 'otter
Joke by my grandpa
What do you call a vehicle that just wants to greet people ?
For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Here’s the joke — What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?
What do you call a dick that only stands when he wants ?
What do you call a kid who wants to cannibalise his siblings?
What does an Englishman say when he wants to know how you're doing?
What do you say when a guy asks if you want a pamphlet?
What do you give to a potato chip that you want to marry?
What do you say when someone wants to stitch their own wound?
Nun: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Billy: A fireman!
Suzie: An accountant!
Jackie: A prostitute!
Nun: WHAT?
Jackie: A prostitute.
Nun: Praise the Lord! I thought you said protestant.
Say what you want about Nikola Tesla
The man was electrifying.
Say what you want about deaf people
After I bought my dad his retirement condo, I asked him, “What do you want to do with it?”
He said, “I just...want to live in the present.”
Rick Astley: What do you want for your birthday? His Wife: the UP dvd
I don't want you knowing what my favourite Narnia movie is
Because it's Narnia business
You know what superhero I really want to see more in movies?
If you want to know what a magician uses to brush his teeth...
...just wait until bed time, Oral-B revealed.
Do you want to know what one of the coolest gifts you could ever get someone is?
When your lazy kohai never pays attention in class but always wants to see what you wrote down after
they're always like, "Notes me, senpai"
Bakery Manager: So why do you want a job here and what qualifications do you have
Dad what do you want on your burger?
What do you do if you don't want people to see you depressed?
Hide and go seek therapy.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
You can say what you want about waiters
but they do bring a lot to the table.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
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