What kind of licence do you need to drive an electric vehicle?
Does it have to be a current licence?
What key do you need to open a banana?
You just got a DUI in Mexico. What are you going to need?
What you need to find out the truth behind Qanon
What are two things you need to be a successful doctor?
A man calls the RV place where he bought his travel trailer to ask what he needs to do to winterize it. The guy says, “bring it on over and I’ll summarize it for you.”
“No, I need it WINTER-IZE!…never mind! I’ll figure it out myself!”
What must you need to ride a horse at night?
What do you need for a healthy mouth in the Netherlands?
What do you need when you have to cook something big, quickly?
What do you need to troubleshoot a motor mouth?
What do you need to do when you’re addicted to sea weed?
What degree do you need to write parking tickets?
What do you call an old cougar that needs a hearing aid?
While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, "How do you spell Hawaii?" Glancing at what he wrote, she replied, "You need two i’s."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it!?"
What do you call it when you need a break at work and go to the bathroom even though you don't need to go?
What do you need if you’re cold, while on the moon?
What do you need if your iPhone is dead?
(Unintentional dad joke time. This was an actual conversation this evening between my wife and I as my middle schooler listened.) Me: Honey. I need a new bike helmet, but I don’t know what size. Would you measure my head for me?
Wife (holding the tape measure): Have you tried looking at Dick’s?
Middle schooler: Laughs uncontrollably
Little Johnny has diarrhoea and asks his mom, "Hey mom, do you have Viagra?" The mom goes, "What? What on Earth do you need that for?" "Well, isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
What type of math equation do you need to do to wipe your butt?
What type of battery do you need if your car breaks down?
What do you need to become an Hispanic magician?
What do you need to get rid of a demon with a skin condition?
What do you need to ride on when you say good bye to a king?
A bike. Because you say bye King.
What do you call a dog you need to retrain?
What kind of equipment do you need to study birds?
What kind of training to you need to become a garbage collector ?
None, you just pick it up as you go along
What grades do you need to become a pirate?
What type of animal do you need to solve crimes?
What do you need to be good at cooking prawns?
What do you need when you get a flat tire?
What do you ask if you need space for a fungus?
What do you need to drink when you have a cramp
Sugarwater because it’s the best solution
What do you say to a pirate captain that doesn’t need an eye patch?
Real story: I'm prepped for a wedding and walking with my dad about to meet up with my girlfriend. I know his tendencies so I tell him "dad, please, no jokes." And he replies, "with what you're wearing, I won't need to." I roll my eyes and say, "oh, wow, sick burn dad."
I look over, and he's reaching into his pocket and pulls out a little vial, and shakes it out all over me. He hands me this vial and he's made a shitty label around it, and he wrote on this fricken label, "Directions: Add in salt to injury".
He's a legend among my friends dads.
What do you call a man who always carries everything that he might need?
What do you call it when you're annoyed because you need food, but you're not full on hangry?
You know what we really need?
Just a little earthquake!
That’ll really shake things up!
What sort of money do need if you want to start your own landscaping business?
I asked my fiancee what letters you need to put together for that ground up stuff you bake bread with. She said it's...
what do you need to have proper grammar?
What do you call it when someone of South East Asian heritage needs to run for the bus?
What do you call an old "cougar" that needs hearing aids?
What do you need to open up a zoo?
What grades do you need to become a pirate?
What training do you need to become a garbage collector
None you just pick it up as you go along
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