What do you need in order to make Mickey Mouse bread?
What type of key do you need to put on a Nativity play ?
What kind of sea creatures do you need a telescope to see?
What do you call a pile of dress shirts that need to be ironed in the next ten minutes?
What do you need when a cow has a heart attack?
What do you call an app that delivers drugs to you, whenever you need it?
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Do you know what you need to win a race with a luxury car made completely of ocean coral?
What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street?
What do you need to start a chiropractic business
What beverage do you need a membership to drink?
What kind of licence do you need to drive an electric vehicle?
Does it have to be a current licence?
LPT: If you are caught in the wilderness without toilet paper, here’s what you need to do.
Take a leaf out of Bear Grylls’ book.
What key do you need to open a banana?
What are two things you need to be a successful doctor?
At what age do you know you’ll need to start wearing adult diapers?
What do you need to do when you’re addicted to sea weed?
What must you need to ride a horse at night?
While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, "How do you spell Hawaii?" Glancing at what he wrote, she replied, "You need two i’s."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it!?"
What you need to find out the truth behind Qanon
What do you need for a healthy mouth in the Netherlands?
What degree do you need to write parking tickets?
What do you need to troubleshoot a motor mouth?
What do you need if you’re cold, while on the moon?
What do you need when you have to cook something big, quickly?
Little Johnny has diarrhoea and asks his mom, "Hey mom, do you have Viagra?" The mom goes, "What? What on Earth do you need that for?" "Well, isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
What do you call it when you need a break at work and go to the bathroom even though you don't need to go?
What type of math equation do you need to do to wipe your butt?
(Unintentional dad joke time. This was an actual conversation this evening between my wife and I as my middle schooler listened.) Me: Honey. I need a new bike helmet, but I don’t know what size. Would you measure my head for me?
Wife (holding the tape measure): Have you tried looking at Dick’s?
Middle schooler: Laughs uncontrollably
What do you need if your iPhone is dead?
What type of battery do you need if your car breaks down?
What do you need to become an Hispanic magician?
What do you need to get rid of a demon with a skin condition?
What do you need to ride on when you say good bye to a king?
A bike. Because you say bye King.
What do you call a dog you need to retrain?
What kind of equipment do you need to study birds?
What kind of training to you need to become a garbage collector ?
None, you just pick it up as you go along
What type of animal do you need to solve crimes?
What grades do you need to become a pirate?
What sort of money do need if you want to start your own landscaping business?
What do you need to be good at cooking prawns?
What do you call it when you're annoyed because you need food, but you're not full on hangry?
What do you call an app that delivers drugs to you, whenever you need it?
Instagram.I just thought of this while scrolling Reddit and i just had to post it
What do you need in order to make a small fortune on Wall Street?
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