If you replace your tires with new ones, what are they now?
It means they've been retired.
what are you standing there help your pet
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. They sit down and order their drinks, the bartender asks "What are your blood types?" The priest says "A," the minister says, "AB+" and the rabbit says
"I think I might be a typo".
When you really have to pee, your Russian to the bathroom, when you walk out, you're Finnish, so what are you while you're inside?
European! This was one of my dad's jokes
Interviewer: So what are some of your best qualities?
Me: Well the doctor always calls me patient.
No matter what your nationality is, what are you when you’re in the bathroom ?
What’s it called when you and your dentist are in the same car crash?
What kind of chips should you eat when your feet are cold?
If your identity revolves around consumerism, what race are you most likely to be?
What are your feelings on acupuncture and Eastern medicine in general?
2 billion Chinese can't be Wong.
Source: some ancient dude hanging around outside the physical therapy office, looking at pamphlets.
What are your options if you play chicken with a pickup truck?
[Meta] What are your best irreverent religious dad jokes?
My Father-in-law has a special love for these and I’d like some ammo for our next family gathering.
What are you when you tell your kids about your sex change?
What country products are best for your skin?
if your American before you go into the bathroom, and your American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while your in the bathroom?
With a solemn face, I confided to my youngest son, "I think your older brother is addicted to ladders." Surprised and confused, he asked, "What are you talking about dad?" I answered...
"He keeps using them to get high!"
What are those little furry things you stick on your dashboard called?
What do you say when your pants are on fire?
What are the effects on your teeth of eating too many Danish pastries?
Find out on our site, www.tooth.dk
Just saw a post talking about what is and isn't a dad joke and hiw jokes that your kids tell you are not dad jokes....
... that's not a dad joke, they're just kidding
What are your favourite question/answer dad jokes?
I swear my dad knows all the jokes known to man! Every time I give him one, he knows the answer! I want to find out that he won’t know and will chuckle at! Please help!
What do call it when you are behind in your efforts to apply condiments to hot dogs?
What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Me: I can type 150 words per minute.
Interviewer: Wow! And what are your weaknesses?
Me: Every word is 'a'.
What are your resolution going to be for the new year?
Still on 1080p? or upgraded to 4k already?
- What are your plans for today?
My wife asked me, what are your plans today?
I said my friends and I are going to buy some glasses.
wife: and after that?
and after that we'll see
Dad: “How are your grades, son?” Son: “They’re underwater, Dad.” Dad: “What do you mean, underwater?”
Son: “They’re below C level”
Interviewer: what are your thoughts on arson?
Me: well I'd say it's pretty hot
What are you gonna do for your birthday?
“Hopefully turn 66 years old”
My dad has never really been one of dad jokes, but I think he finally found his dad source
Hey son, your mom is going back to tax accounting and I’m going to open a mortuary, know what we are going to call it?
Hey what are your plans for Valentine's day? -Us singles be like :
Two giant wind turbines are standing in a field,the first one turns around and asks:"what i your favourite type of music?"
The second turbine said:"I'm a giant metal fan"
What do you call a group of Rebels that are in your way?
What organ in your body enlarges four times when you are excited?
What letters are bad for your teeth?
A child with a speech impediment is dressed as a pirate. A man asks what are you. He says he is a birate. You mean a pirate? Yes a birate. Oh well then where are your buccaneers?
On each side of my buckin head you buckin idiot!!
What are those poles for taking your own picture called?
A narcissis-stick?
Adult leader training with the boy scouts this weekend was a goldmine
You're 'merican when you go into the bathroom, and 'merican when you come out. But what are you whilst your in there?
What do you do when your ears are ringing?
What are the 2 words that will open a lot of doors in your life?
Son: What are your plans for today?
Dad: A friend and I are going to buy some eyeglasses?
Son: And after that?
Dad: And after that, we'll see.
If you're heading to the bathroom your Russian, when you're done with the bathroom you're Finnish, so what are you when you're in the bathroom?
“What are your plans for today?”
“A friend of mine and I are going to buy some glasses.”
“And after that?”
“And after that we’ll see.”
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