what does a Scottish man get when he is sick?
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What do you call a man that has been married and divorced multiple times?
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A man arrives home and says to his wife: "What would you do if I told you I had a winning Powerball ticket?"
She replies, "Honestly? I would take my half and leave you."
"Great!" says the man, and hands her $10. "Here's your half. Now pack your bags."
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What do call a man with no shins?
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What do you call a man with the heart of a lion?
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︎ Aug 23 2022
What letters does a fat man like?
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Just thought of this, sorry if it sucks. What do you call a man that tries to use magic to solve math?
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︎ Jun 14 2022
Whatβs a sleepy manβs favorite hobby?
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Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced. βMy wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!β The bartender inquired. βWhat makes you say that?β Bill beamed with pride, βLast week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work..."
"Suzie was so thrilled to have me around, that every time a mail or delivery person came by, sheβd run down the driveway waving her arms hollering, βMy husbandβs home! My husbandβs home!ββ
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What do you call an old Spanish man who lives on a boat in the middle of the ocean?
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What do you call a one man show where the actor just recites dad jokes?
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︎ Aug 09 2022
What should you do if you see a space man?
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What do you call a black man operating an airplane?
A pilot, you bloody racist.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs but with four eyes?
Seymore
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on stage with the band?
Mike
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A naked man arrived at a fancy-dress party with a woman on his back. Friend βWhat have you come as?β
Man βI am a turtle, this is Michelleβ
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What do you do when you see a fire man?
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What do you call a mad man on the moon?
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︎ Jul 10 2022
What do you call a french man in sandals
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︎ Jul 26 2022
what did the bald man say when he got a comb for a gift?
Thanks I'll never part with it
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︎ Jul 15 2022
What do you call the life story of a man-eating giant that swings both ways?
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what do you call a man with a rabbit stuffed in both of his ears?
Anything you like - he can't hear you!
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What did the man say while holding a tack over his head?
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What can a bird do that a man can't?
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︎ Jul 13 2022
What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe?
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︎ Jul 15 2022
what do you call a bald religious man with a flat fried piece of potato on his head?
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︎ Jul 17 2022
What do you call a man with a licence plate on his head?
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︎ Jun 28 2022
What do you call a 900 lb man in the grandstands at a Nascar Race!
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Whatβs the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
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An armed man walks into a bank with 2 CDs glued to his glasses. The cashier hands him the money and says βIβve got to ask whatβs with the CDs?β
The man replies βTheyβre my disk eyes!β
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What do you call a Jamaican man who eats a lot of Hawaiian food?
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox?
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What Is The Difference Between Stabbing A Man And Killing A Hog?
One is assaulting with intent to kill; the other is killing with intent to salt.
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A man went to the psychologist and says: βI am really afraid of words that sound like letters of the alphabet! What do I do?β
The psychologist answered: βI see. Are you ok?β
(Unsure if this has been posted before, excuse me if it has!)
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What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
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if you're driving fast and a child and an old man cross the street in front of you. What do you hit?
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︎ Jun 25 2022
What would a man call his mathematician wife?
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What do you call a smart gay man who has the same density everywhere in his body...
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︎ Jun 30 2022
What can you say to about man who spins a cup of Lipton?
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︎ Jul 07 2022
What do you call a man who stands on wet soil?
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︎ Jun 26 2022
what do you get as a man with the heart of a lion?
You get banned from the local zoo
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What do you do when you see a space man?
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water
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What do you call a man with no shins?
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What do you call a man with no shins?
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What do you do when you see a space man?
You park your car, maaann!!
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What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
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