What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?
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Whatβs the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is floating in the ocean?
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What do you call a man with no vacuum cleaner and itchy underwear ?
Novak Djokovic
(This is my fiancΓ©βs favourite joke he wanted me to share with all of you because he thinks it will make me βReddit famousβ)
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︎ May 21 2021
What do you call a mad man who likes to be run over by bicycles?
A cycle path.
Don't kill me.
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︎ Jul 03 2021
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox?
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︎ Jun 23 2021
What do you call a quadriplegic man in front of your door?
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︎ Jul 06 2021
What do you call a man without a body and no nose?
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︎ Jul 03 2021
What do you call an old man doing magic with a rabbit?
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︎ Jul 03 2021
I saw a man pushing a lion and a witch into a wardrobe. I asked βwhat are you doing?β He repliedβ¦..
Go away, itβs Narnia business
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︎ Jul 08 2021
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on your front porch?
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︎ May 27 2021
What do you call a French man wearing sandals?
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︎ Jun 25 2021
From my 8-year-old, who obviously takes after his old man: what sounds like a bark?
Silence. Tree bark doesn't make a sound.
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︎ Jun 27 2021
What did the commentator say during a jumping competition between a man and a dinosaur?
It's a small step for dinosaur but a huge leap for mankind
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︎ Jun 19 2021
What do you call man who only eats breakfast... a cereal killer
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︎ May 18 2021
What do you say about a man who's almost as strong, as hairy and as smelly as a bear?
That he's bear-ly bear-able
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︎ Jun 05 2021
What do you call a man with fluorescent pens on his head ?
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︎ Jul 02 2021
What does a mom say to her kids when she realizes she is actually a man?
Now kids, I just want to be transparent with you...
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︎ Jun 27 2021
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?
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︎ May 07 2021
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
One is attired of this repost and the other is about to unicybscribe from this sub.
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What do you call a man who lives in a bathroom?
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︎ May 27 2021
What do you call a man with no shins?
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︎ May 27 2021
What do you do when you see a space man?
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︎ May 27 2021
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
edit: had to delete original post, due to misspelling in the title.
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︎ May 15 2021
What do you call a man who lost his car?
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︎ May 27 2021
What do you say to a man with nothing left?
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︎ May 11 2021
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
My Child asked me βwhat is a dark joke?β I said to him βyou see that man trying to find his car?β
My son looks at me and says, βyou know Iβm blind right?β Me being me said βExactlyβ
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︎ May 05 2021
What did the man say about the map with a cool design?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
His son asked him βWhat does it mean to be a Man?β...
He replied: A man is someone who is responsible and takes care of his family.β
Son: I hope one day I grow up to be a man just like Mom!
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What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
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What do you call a man with great teeth?
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︎ May 24 2021
What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?
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︎ May 03 2021
What does a snow man take when he's feeling bad?
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Whatβs the difference between a sharply dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
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︎ Jun 07 2021
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
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︎ Jul 02 2021
Whatβs the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
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︎ May 19 2021
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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︎ Jun 08 2021
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
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︎ Jul 01 2021
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
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︎ Jun 20 2021
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bun?
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︎ Jul 01 2021
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
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︎ Jun 11 2021
What do you call a man with no nose and no body?
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︎ May 24 2021
Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
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︎ Jun 20 2021
What do you call a man with rubber toe?
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︎ May 16 2021
What do you call a French man wearing flip flops?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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