What do you call man who only eats breakfast... a cereal killer
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Whatβs the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
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︎ May 19 2021
If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?
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︎ May 07 2021
What do you call a man with rubber toe?
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︎ May 16 2021
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
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edit: had to delete original post, due to misspelling in the title.
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︎ May 15 2021
What do you say to a man with nothing left?
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︎ May 11 2021
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
My Child asked me βwhat is a dark joke?β I said to him βyou see that man trying to find his car?β
My son looks at me and says, βyou know Iβm blind right?β Me being me said βExactlyβ
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︎ May 05 2021
What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?
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︎ May 03 2021
What do you call a French man wearing flip flops?
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︎ May 05 2021
His son asked him βWhat does it mean to be a Man?β...
He replied: A man is someone who is responsible and takes care of his family.β
Son: I hope one day I grow up to be a man just like Mom!
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︎ Mar 01 2021
If a woman sleeps with 10 men that means she's a slut. But what does that make a man if he does it?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What do you call an angry man with a mustache?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What do you call a man with no arms or legs?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What so you call a old Mexican man?
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︎ May 07 2021
What does a man who lost his watch say?
I don't have time for this!
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What do you call a man with no shins?
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What do you call a man in paper trousers?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What do you call a man who works with spores and fungus?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What do you call a man who makes yogurt?
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What did the ophthalmologist say to the man with a nail in his eye
I see what the problem is...Iβm gonna nail this one!
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What should you do if you see a space man?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What do you call a middle-Eastern man who doesn't like Christmas?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
A Man in a hotel has trouble finding his room, goes down to the front desk and asks ' Excuse me, can you tell me what room I'm in please ? '
Certainly Sir, said the receptionist...this is the Lobby.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, βI donβt think they have what youβre looking for, sir.β
I told him, βI donβt think they have what youβre looking for, sir.β
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A man called 911 after his 76 year old mother wandered out of the family home during the night. When asked what she had been wearing and if she had any personally identifying features about her, he advised she was barefoot, half naked and had a visible scar from her hysterectomy.
The dispatcher replied, βSo... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?β
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︎ Mar 13 2021
What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What do you call a gay french man?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What do you call a woman that likes to have sex with homeless man?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What do yβa call a dead man in jail?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What would you call a man from GdaΕsk?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
A fat man came into the store trying to decide if he wanted a hammock. He laid down in the display model and I tried pushing him so he could feel what it was like to gently rock. I wasn't strong enough. He left without purchasing it.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Whatβs the difference between a man riding a bicycle and a scruffy man riding a tricycle?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What does a deaf man and a gynecologist have in common?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What do you call a Slavic man in a hurry?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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︎ May 16 2021
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a ditch?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle..?
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
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