what do you call a country made up of reporters?
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What do you call a country where its residents only drive pink vehicles?
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What do you call a haunted country in Central America?
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There was a worlwide study of bees, and they discovered that the bees from one country consistently tried to enter the hive upside down, and then realizing the mistake, would enter the correct way. What countries bee was this?
The U.S. Bee. (Edit: think computers - not a slag against America)
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What do you call a deaf Country & Western singer?
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︎ May 04 2022
My friend looked at a rainbow flag and asked "What country is that?"
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What do you call a seagull thatβs not allowed in the country ?
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︎ Mar 05 2022
What do you call a country with bad cuisine?
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︎ Jan 11 2022
Gleefully made up by my 9 year old son: What is a bra's favourite country?
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A duck decides to open a store and restaurant that has a nice rustic, old country feel to it. What does the duck name it?
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From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What is a pirateβs favourite country?
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︎ Oct 15 2021
What country is between a musician's toes?
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︎ Nov 12 2021
What do you call it when a group of powerful nudists takes over your country?
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What do you call a country of lazy people?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
What happens when you play a country song backwards?
You get all of your stuff back!
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︎ Aug 03 2021
What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?
Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isnβt flooded...
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What do cross-country runners eat before a big race?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What type of government does a country full of extroverts have? A socialist government.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
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︎ Apr 30 2018
What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
If there were a study exploring the pornography preference of people in each country, we could finally see what this world is coming to.
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What do you call a country of male deer with no capacity for self-improvement?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What do you call a country based inside a car?
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Whatβs it called when a tree betrays itβs country?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
What do you call a fictional country?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
What do you call a country in which people sleep all the time?
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︎ Dec 28 2019
If Goofy was a country singer, what would his name be?
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︎ Jan 05 2020
What do you say when a South American country starts acting up?
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︎ Feb 01 2020
What is a country with a cold name?
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︎ Jun 03 2016
I got a new job in the airport checking what people are bringing into the country from their holidays...
I'm slowly getting accustoms to it
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︎ Jun 30 2018
What do you call a country full of naked, alcohol drinking bears who sleep in winter and live on a mountain?
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︎ Sep 03 2017
What do you call a country that only has red cars...
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︎ Jul 18 2019
What country does the guy from A Flock of Seagulls not want to visit?
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︎ Jul 05 2019
What do you call a country that has been created through the uniting of two individual countries?
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︎ Sep 09 2019
If there is a country that has rollercoasters as the main method of transportation, what is it called?
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︎ Mar 22 2018
A carpenter was tired of people knocking down a symbol of his country. What did he have to do?
Make a stand for the flag.
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︎ Feb 13 2019
What do you call a small insect which lived at the docks that's being shipped to another country because it is no longer important?
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︎ Mar 09 2017
What do you call a homeless deceptive kid? (country pun)
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︎ Oct 11 2016
What do you call a country of lazy people?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What do you get when you play a country song in reverse?
You get your house back, you get your wife back, you get your tractor back...
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︎ Jun 24 2018
What happens if you play a country song backwards?
Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
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