what do you call a country made up of reporters?

NEWZ-EALAND.

;D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Louie-H-K
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2022
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What do you call a country where its residents only drive pink vehicles?

A pink car nation 🌸

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaynaBean1214
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2022
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What do you call a haunted country in Central America?

Gosta Rica

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anti-charizard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2022
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There was a worlwide study of bees, and they discovered that the bees from one country consistently tried to enter the hive upside down, and then realizing the mistake, would enter the correct way. What countries bee was this?

The U.S. Bee. (Edit: think computers - not a slag against America)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canuck_4423
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2022
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What do you call a deaf Country & Western singer?

Dolly Pardon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RexBanner1997
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2022
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My friend looked at a rainbow flag and asked "What country is that?"

I said "Gaysia"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasontheFuzz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2021
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What do you call a seagull that’s not allowed in the country ?

Illegull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SheeLovesKenny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2022
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What do you call a country with bad cuisine?

Hungry.

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Gleefully made up by my 9 year old son: What is a bra's favourite country?

Titaly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Digitek50
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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A duck decides to open a store and restaurant that has a nice rustic, old country feel to it. What does the duck name it?

Quacker Barrel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goleafsgo88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acerthorn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What is a pirateβ€˜s favourite country?

Arr-gentina

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rahastes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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What country is between a musician's toes?

The In-toe-nation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flintzer0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2021
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What do you call it when a group of powerful nudists takes over your country?

A coup d'Γ©tatas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yay_for_Pickles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2021
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What do you call a country of lazy people?

The Procrastination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What happens when you play a country song backwards?

You get all of your stuff back!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudebrostein
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2021
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What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?

A pink carnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?

Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isn’t flooded...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonkagloop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?

Studying a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do cross-country runners eat before a big race?

Nothing. They fast!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What type of government does a country full of extroverts have? A socialist government.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorOofMoment
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?

An international snuggler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigReadButton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?

Contour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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If there were a study exploring the pornography preference of people in each country, we could finally see what this world is coming to.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHamgurgler
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2016
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What do you call a country of male deer with no capacity for self-improvement?

Stagnation

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you call a country based inside a car?

An Incarnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo_anderson_7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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What’s it called when a tree betrays it’s country?

Treeson.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What do you call a fictional country?

Imagine-nation.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What do you call a country in which people sleep all the time?

a hibernation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XerevoFaris76
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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If Goofy was a country singer, what would his name be?

Gawrsh Brooks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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What do you say when a South American country starts acting up?

Chile, please

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moosotz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What is a country with a cold name?

Chile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ijhnv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2016
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I got a new job in the airport checking what people are bringing into the country from their holidays...

I'm slowly getting accustoms to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BazzyTheLemon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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What do you call a country full of naked, alcohol drinking bears who sleep in winter and live on a mountain?

Hibearnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edtdir
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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What do you call a country that only has red cars...

A red carnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What country does the guy from A Flock of Seagulls not want to visit?

Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celloninja7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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What do you call a country that has been created through the uniting of two individual countries?

A combination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucas1607
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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If there is a country that has rollercoasters as the main method of transportation, what is it called?

Coaster Rica

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coh_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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A carpenter was tired of people knocking down a symbol of his country. What did he have to do?

Make a stand for the flag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImpureInn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What do you call a small insect which lived at the docks that's being shipped to another country because it is no longer important?

An export-ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheresTheWombo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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What do you call a homeless deceptive kid? (country pun)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overrated_meme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2016
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What do you call a country of lazy people?

Procrastination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you get when you play a country song in reverse?

You get your house back, you get your wife back, you get your tractor back...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glyph-bellchime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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What happens if you play a country song backwards?

Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspiringGuru
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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