An Unlucky Fish

A fish was swimming through a stream and suddenly he hit his head and said “Dam”

The head trauma was too much for him and he died and went to heaven.

One day as he was swimming through a majestic heavenly river he bumped his head and yelled “God dam”.

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📅︎ Jan 05 2023
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I was at Costco today and a whole rack of toilet paper fell on me.

Thankfully, there was only some soft tissue damage.

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📅︎ Nov 05 2022
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