Wear Condom Puns

A list of puns related to "Wear Condom"

Girl, when a guy swears he doesn't need to wear a condom, don't fall for it...

... don't kid yourself.

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👤︎ u/lapsangsong
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why should you always wear a condom when having sex with a member of the Dark Side?

You could catch Sythilis

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👤︎ u/pinkjumpsuitboxing
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why did the leprechaun wear two condoms?

To be sure, to be sure.

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👤︎ u/Beefjerky27
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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I made my son a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why you should wear condoms during sex

For some reason he didn't like the fact all the slides had his pictures.

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👤︎ u/RealisticFake
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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I made my son sit through a 1 hour long PowerPoint presentation titled "The utmost importance of wearing a condom".

All the slides were just photos of him.

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👤︎ u/slavameba
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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What do you call someone that got HIV even while wearing a condom?

Magic Johnson

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👤︎ u/Curryhathcometh
📅︎ May 18 2018
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What’d that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?

Wear two

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👤︎ u/RobertforApples
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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Ouch pap...

Had an amazing idea to tell my father so I ran up stairs..

Me "Hey dad you know what we should do" Dad "What? Travel back 18 years ago and wear condoms" He then all of a sudden bursts into laughter (im 18) Thanks daddio

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👤︎ u/keenynman343
📅︎ Sep 27 2013
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My dads rules.

Dad: "Did I ever tell you the condom rule?"

Me: "Nooo...?"

Dad: "Well, wear 2 condoms if she's ugly but you're horny. 1 condom if she's a normal lay and by God son don't ever wear a condom if she's hot and rich!"

Sidenote: My dad fucking rocks.

Edit: spelling

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👤︎ u/Kuech3
📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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