Waterboarding Puns

A list of puns related to "Waterboarding"

The US doesn't condone torture techniques like waterboarding.

We prefer the term "tactical baptism".

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👤︎ u/fukhed69
📅︎ May 27 2018
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If H2O is water, what is H2O4?

Drinking.

Edit: to the people turning this into an “ACKSHUALLY it’s hydroxyperoxide/tetraoxidane/non-existent chemical bind!” chemistry moment, just chill, it’s a dad joke.

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👤︎ u/biorod
📅︎ May 25 2019
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