How else would they stay warm all winter?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Dad : Son, winter is coming so to keep yourself warm you must wear...

a sweater, cause it will keep yor body sweatier.

Me : (ΰ² _ΰ² )

Dad : Ok, I know this joke socks so I will quilt. You better blanket from your brain.

Me : (ΰ² _ΰ²₯)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kones_6999
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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How does a rabbit stay warm during the winter?

Hare!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juaninamil
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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How do you keep water warm in the winter?

Aqua-fur coats.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2015
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Winter Warning

Hey guys! Now that winter is upon us I just want to let you know if you find yourself getting cold and don’t have a jacket you can always stand in a corner to warm up since they are always 90 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diapered247at24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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"I used to be a long jumper," said my date.

"Strange," I replied. "But I bet you were warm in winter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Getting cold this time of year

With winter pretty much here my little garage ship has been getting pretty cold. I have poor circulation so my fingers become icicles and I drop tools, which can be very dangerous. So I duct taped some gloves to some German electric power tools. This way I keep my fingers warm while still retaining my Fein motor control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beowolf241
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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He thinks he's so clever

Me: These trousers are getting really old, I should get some new ones

Mom: What kind?

Me: Just normal ones that are nice and warm for the winter.

Dad: You should by some hotpants then.

And then he and my mom burst out laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mylily
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2013
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New hat!

So the other day I went to a sporting event, and it is still winter here, so the guy at the door says : "Cool hat!". And I reply, " no actually it's quite warm!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T00l_shed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2015
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An exchange between me and my dad during an especially cold winter a few years ago.

>DAD: You know why they're saying this winter is so cold? > >ME: Why? > >DAD: 'Cause I'm so coool. > >ME: Yeah, that's why they're blaming me for global warming -- 'cause I'm so hot.

To this day I try to break out "I'm so cool" or "I'm so hot" when someone complains about the temperature being at either extreme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DabuSurvivor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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