a sweater, cause it will keep yor body sweatier.
Me : (ಠ_ಠ)
Dad : Ok, I know this joke socks so I will quilt. You better blanket from your brain.
Me : (ಠ_ಥ)
Hare!
Aqua-fur coats.
Because in winter you can keep adding more layers until you are warm but in summer you can only take off so many before you are arrested
"Strange," I replied. "But I bet you were warm in winter."
With winter pretty much here my little garage ship has been getting pretty cold. I have poor circulation so my fingers become icicles and I drop tools, which can be very dangerous. So I duct taped some gloves to some German electric power tools. This way I keep my fingers warm while still retaining my Fein motor control.
Me: These trousers are getting really old, I should get some new ones
Mom: What kind?
Me: Just normal ones that are nice and warm for the winter.
Dad: You should by some hotpants then.
And then he and my mom burst out laughing.
So the other day I went to a sporting event, and it is still winter here, so the guy at the door says : "Cool hat!". And I reply, " no actually it's quite warm!"
>DAD: You know why they're saying this winter is so cold? > >ME: Why? > >DAD: 'Cause I'm so coool. > >ME: Yeah, that's why they're blaming me for global warming -- 'cause I'm so hot.
To this day I try to break out "I'm so cool" or "I'm so hot" when someone complains about the temperature being at either extreme.
