Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.

Posted this in r/ShowerThoughts but it got taken down, despite the fact that it's 100% truth.

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My 9-yo. got me.

Him: I like to start off my showers with cold water. Me: Really? You take cold showers? For how long? Him: Just until the water warms up. Then I get in.

...well done, son. Well done.

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My wife dad-joke'd me while I was showering.

So I was enjoying my nice warm shower. She says "Do you always take cold showers in the morning?" I say, "I'm not taking a cold shower."

She says "...yet", and pour ice cold water on me.

I would've groaned, but I was too busy shrinking.

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