Blues team to face Waratahs at Eden Park this Saturday imgur.com/gallery/ZCD1ouW
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Did you know that the Waratah is the Wellington Park floral emblem?
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Charlestown Square is not shaped as a square, pass it on
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Match Thread - Blues v Waratahs | Super Rugby Trans-Tasman | Round 2

Blues v Waratahs | Super Rugby Trans-Tasman | Round 2

Venue: Eden Park, Auckland | Weather: 14 C, Clouds

Links: super.rugby

When

UTC CET AWST AEST NZDT more
04:35 06:35 12:35 14:35 16:35 more tz

Lineups

Blues Pos Waratahs
Karl Tu'inukuafe 1 Angus Bell
Kurt Eklund 2 Dave Porecki
Ofa Tuungafasi 3 Harry Johnson-Holmes
Gerard Cowley-Tuioti 4 Hugh Sinclair
Joshua Goodhue 5 Max Douglas
Tom Robinson 6 Lachlan Swinton
Blake Gibson 7 Charlie Gamble
Akira Ioane 8 William Harris
Finlay Christie 9 Jake Gordon
Otere Black 10 Ben Donaldson
AJ Lam 11 James Turner
TJ Faiane 12 Lalakai Foketi
Rieko Ioane 13 Izaia Perese
Bryce Heem 14 Alex Newsome
Zarn Sullivan 15 Jack Maddocks
Soane Vikena 16 Joe Cotton
Alex Hodgman 17 Tetera Faulkner
Marcel Renata 18 Darcy Breen
Patrick Tuipulotu 19 Jack Whetton
Dalton Papalii 20 Jack Dempsey
Sam Nock 21 Carlo Tizzano
Harry Plummer 22 Jack Grant
Jacob Ratumaitavuki-Kneepkens 23 Will Harrison
Leon MacDonald Coach Rob Penney
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Bludgers

Why is one wind turbine consistently not pulling its weight, in the Waratah Village car park?

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Match Thread - Western Force v Waratahs | Super Rugby AU | Round 9

Western Force v Waratahs | Super Rugby AU | Round 9

Venue: HBF Park, Perth | Weather: 27 C, Clear

Referee: Amy Perrett

Assistants: Graham Cooper, Matt Kallahan, James Leckie (tmo)

Links: super.rugby

When

UTC CET AWST AEST NZDT more
09:45 11:45 17:45 19:45 21:45 [more tz](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=20210917T0945&msg=Western Force%20v%20Waratahs)

Lineups

Notes Western Force Pos Waratahs Notes
Tom Robertson 1 Angus Bell
Feleti Kaitu'u 2 Dave Porecki
Santiago Medrano 3 Harry Johnson-Holmes
Jeremy Thrush 4 Hugh Sinclair
Sitaleki Timani 5 Max Douglas
Tim Anstee 6 Lachlan Swinton
Kane Koteka 7 Carlo Tizzano
Brynard Stander 8 William Harris
Tomas Cubelli 9 Jake Gordon
Domingo Miotti 10 Ben Donaldson
Jordan Olowofela 11 James Ramm
Kyle Godwin 12 Lalakai Foketi
Tevita Kuridrani 13 Izaia Perese
Richard Kahui 14 Alex Newsome
Jack McGregor 15 Jack Maddocks
Andrew Ready 16 Tom Horton
Angus Wagner 17 Tetera Faulkner
Greg Holmes 18 Darcy Breen
Ryan McCauley 19 Sam Caird
Fergus Lee-Warner 20 Jeremy Williams
Ian Prior 21 Charlie Gamble
Grason Makara 22 Jack Grant
Jake Strachan 23 Tane Edmed
Tim Sampson Coach Rob Penney
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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I'd ruther not say
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Rational
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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If Apple made a car what would it be missing?

Windows

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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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Gottemm
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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so many choices
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Well that didn't cross my mind
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He knows too much
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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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3.14159265387279 snek
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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

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Rock bottom
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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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I never really understood why it was spelled: camouflage

and not:

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Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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I threw up in the toilet
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Hot
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Saw this on insta @PunHubOnline
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Had a good chuckle
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My Mexican friend takes anti-anxiety medication

It’s for Hispanic attacks

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Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

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At what point does it stop being grave robbing and start being archaeology?
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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So my dad just died because he needed blood and we didn’t know his blood type.

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

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The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, β€œI’ve just done a silent fart. What should I do?”

He said, β€œChange the batteries in your hearing aid”.

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Air and space museum
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