Blues v Waratahs | Super Rugby Trans-Tasman | Round 2
Venue: Eden Park, Auckland | Weather: 14 C, Clouds
Links: super.rugby
When
| UTC | CET | AWST | AEST | NZDT | more |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 04:35 | 06:35 | 12:35 | 14:35 | 16:35 | more tz |
Lineups
| Blues | Pos | Waratahs |
|---|---|---|
| Karl Tu'inukuafe | 1 | Angus Bell |
| Kurt Eklund | 2 | Dave Porecki |
| Ofa Tuungafasi | 3 | Harry Johnson-Holmes |
| Gerard Cowley-Tuioti | 4 | Hugh Sinclair |
| Joshua Goodhue | 5 | Max Douglas |
| Tom Robinson | 6 | Lachlan Swinton |
| Blake Gibson | 7 | Charlie Gamble |
| Akira Ioane | 8 | William Harris |
| Finlay Christie | 9 | Jake Gordon |
| Otere Black | 10 | Ben Donaldson |
| AJ Lam | 11 | James Turner |
| TJ Faiane | 12 | Lalakai Foketi |
| Rieko Ioane | 13 | Izaia Perese |
| Bryce Heem | 14 | Alex Newsome |
| Zarn Sullivan | 15 | Jack Maddocks |
| Soane Vikena | 16 | Joe Cotton |
| Alex Hodgman | 17 | Tetera Faulkner |
| Marcel Renata | 18 | Darcy Breen |
| Patrick Tuipulotu | 19 | Jack Whetton |
| Dalton Papalii | 20 | Jack Dempsey |
| Sam Nock | 21 | Carlo Tizzano |
| Harry Plummer | 22 | Jack Grant |
| Jacob Ratumaitavuki-Kneepkens | 23 | Will Harrison |
| Leon MacDonald | Coach | Rob Penney |
Why is one wind turbine consistently not pulling its weight, in the Waratah Village car park?
Western Force v Waratahs | Super Rugby AU | Round 9
Venue: HBF Park, Perth | Weather: 27 C, Clear
Referee: Amy Perrett
Assistants: Graham Cooper, Matt Kallahan, James Leckie (tmo)
Links: super.rugby
When
| UTC | CET | AWST | AEST | NZDT | more |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 09:45 | 11:45 | 17:45 | 19:45 | 21:45 | [more tz](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=20210917T0945&msg=Western Force%20v%20Waratahs) |
Lineups
| Notes | Western Force | Pos | Waratahs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tom Robertson | 1 | Angus Bell | ||
| Feleti Kaitu'u | 2 | Dave Porecki | ||
| Santiago Medrano | 3 | Harry Johnson-Holmes | ||
| Jeremy Thrush | 4 | Hugh Sinclair | ||
| Sitaleki Timani | 5 | Max Douglas | ||
| Tim Anstee | 6 | Lachlan Swinton | ||
| Kane Koteka | 7 | Carlo Tizzano | ||
| Brynard Stander | 8 | William Harris | ||
| Tomas Cubelli | 9 | Jake Gordon | ||
| Domingo Miotti | 10 | Ben Donaldson | ||
| Jordan Olowofela | 11 | James Ramm | ||
| Kyle Godwin | 12 | Lalakai Foketi | ||
| Tevita Kuridrani | 13 | Izaia Perese | ||
| Richard Kahui | 14 | Alex Newsome | ||
| Jack McGregor | 15 | Jack Maddocks | ||
| Andrew Ready | 16 | Tom Horton | ||
| Angus Wagner | 17 | Tetera Faulkner | ||
| Greg Holmes | 18 | Darcy Breen | ||
| Ryan McCauley | 19 | Sam Caird | ||
| Fergus Lee-Warner | 20 | Jeremy Williams | ||
| Ian Prior | 21 | Charlie Gamble | ||
| Grason Makara | 22 | Jack Grant | ||
| Jake Strachan | 23 | Tane Edmed | ||
| Tim Sampson | Coach | Rob Penney |
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Sudden Lee
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Windows
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
it's Hans free now..
second hand stores!
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
and not:
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
It’s for Hispanic attacks
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
