Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?
It's usually pretty dead.
Today is the best evening ever! Do you wanna know why?
Today evening at 21:21:21 o‘clock is the 21 day of year 21 of the 21 century.
I don’t trust stairs... you wanna know why?
Because they’re always up to something!
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!
Wanna know what makes me smile?
Wanna know why british people don’t pronounce the t in british?
Because they drank it all
Do you wanna know how I escaped Iraq?
I wanna know where that bar is.
You wanna know what I don't like about babies?
They're all born with da fetus attitudes.
You know, if a cat or dog plays among us, they will wanna be the...
Do you wanna know why people with shell fish allergies can’t be body builders?
Because they can’t have mussels.
Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"
It's because it's MY pinky.
Wanna know where I stole all my dad jokes?
Wanna know the real reason nobody is buying corona beer during this pandemic?
wanna know why I like forks?
because spoons are pointless
Wanna know why Antarctica doesn’t have any Coronavirus cases?
Wanna know if you're dyslexic?
If life starts giving you melons, that's a pretty good sign.
You wanna know what gets ma goat
Wanna know how to grow weed fast?
Wanna know my New Year's Resolution?
Remember when air for your tires was free at the gas station but now it costs $1...wanna know why?
Wanna know what I did when I got the draft letter for WWIII on Iran?
Wanna know why I prefer to ride the elevator alone?
Wanna know how much I love onions?
Wanna know how to keep idiots in suspense?
Wanna know why I can't be buried in a cemetery?
You wanna know what’s a real page turner?
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Do you wanna know how Mace died?
Do wanna know why people use stock photos?
Because they're always in stock
Wanna know how I burned 2014 calories in just an hour?
I left my frozen pizza in the oven for too long
You wanna know my opinion on negative pressure?
Wanna know what happens at the end of End Game?
Wanna know why I bought nine rackets?
Wanna know why I started trying out fabric arts and crafts?
A train just went by here, wanna know how I know?
You wanna know the way to my heart?
A scalpel and a bone saw.
Wanna know your granddad's last words were before kicking the bucket
I wonder how far I can kick this bucket
Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?
They're always up to something...
Wanna know what gets me down
Do you wanna know how I escaped ISIS?
You wanna know something?
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