Do you wanna know what kind of music windmills listen to?
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Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?
It's usually pretty dead.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Wanna know how I welcome birds to my home?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I donβt trust stairs... you wanna know why?
Because theyβre always up to something!
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Wanna know why the government doesn't bring in tourist visits yet
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Wanna know what makes me smile?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Do you wanna know?
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Wanna know why british people donβt pronounce the t in british?
Because they drank it all
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I wanna know where that bar is.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Do you wanna know how I escaped Iraq?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
You wanna know what I don't like about babies?
They're all born with da fetus attitudes.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
You know, if a cat or dog plays among us, they will wanna be the...
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Do you wanna know why people with shell fish allergies canβt be body builders?
Because they canβt have mussels.
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︎ May 22 2020
Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"
It's because it's MY pinky.
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Wanna know where I stole all my dad jokes?
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︎ May 15 2020
Wanna know the real reason nobody is buying corona beer during this pandemic?
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︎ Mar 31 2020
wanna know why I like forks?
because spoons are pointless
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Wanna know if you're dyslexic?
If life starts giving you melons, that's a pretty good sign.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Wanna know why Antarctica doesnβt have any Coronavirus cases?
Because itβs ice-o-lated
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︎ Apr 06 2020
You wanna know what gets ma goat
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Wanna know how to grow weed fast?
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Wanna know my New Year's Resolution?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Remember when air for your tires was free at the gas station but now it costs $1...wanna know why?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
Wanna know why I prefer to ride the elevator alone?
I canβt take the stares.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Wanna know how much I love onions?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Wanna know how to keep idiots in suspense?
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︎ Mar 31 2019
You wanna know whatβs a real page turner?
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︎ Apr 08 2019
Wanna know why I can't be buried in a cemetery?
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Do you wanna know how Mace died?
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Wanna know how I burned 2014 calories in just an hour?
I left my frozen pizza in the oven for too long
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
You wanna know my opinion on negative pressure?
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Wanna know what happens at the end of End Game?
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︎ Apr 28 2019
Wanna know why I bought nine rackets?
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Wanna know why I started trying out fabric arts and crafts?
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︎ Jul 29 2019
A train just went by here, wanna know how I know?
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︎ Jun 18 2015
Wanna know your granddad's last words were before kicking the bucket
I wonder how far I can kick this bucket
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︎ Apr 07 2019
Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?
They're always up to something...
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Wanna know what gets me down
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Do you wanna know how I escaped ISIS?
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︎ Apr 09 2019
You wanna know something?
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