Do you wanna know what kind of music windmills listen to?

They're big metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tristanator5100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?

It's usually pretty dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRobotYoshi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Wanna know how I welcome birds to my home?

Microwave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I don’t trust stairs... you wanna know why?

Because they’re always up to something!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masodilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Wanna know why the government doesn't bring in tourist visits yet

Because it's tou-rist-ky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AzriIzmi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Wanna know why I like to do yard work?

It really takes the hedge off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Probcauz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Wanna know what makes me smile?

Face muscles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Do you wanna know?
πŸ‘︎ 5k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/snorlax420__
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Wanna know why british people don’t pronounce the t in british?

Because they drank it all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chiefm2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I wanna know where that bar is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrissiKross
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Do you wanna know how I escaped Iraq?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_the_clone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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You wanna know what I don't like about babies?

They're all born with da fetus attitudes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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You know, if a cat or dog plays among us, they will wanna be the...

Impawstor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepOut75
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Do you wanna know why people with shell fish allergies can’t be body builders?

Because they can’t have mussels.

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"

It's because it's MY pinky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sthymia20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Wanna know where I stole all my dad jokes?

A dad-a-base

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Wanna know the real reason nobody is buying corona beer during this pandemic?

They dont want any cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DexoPlex828
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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wanna know why I like forks?

because spoons are pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCommonersLife
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Wanna know if you're dyslexic?

If life starts giving you melons, that's a pretty good sign.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Wanna know why Antarctica doesn’t have any Coronavirus cases?

Because it’s ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoopDawg2004
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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You wanna know what gets ma goat

El chupacabra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingjackal7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Wanna know how to grow weed fast?

Instant Pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sTroPkIN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Wanna know my New Year's Resolution?

1080p full HD.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Remember when air for your tires was free at the gas station but now it costs $1...wanna know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midwest-distrest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Wanna know why I prefer to ride the elevator alone?

I can’t take the stares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicmanst90
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Wanna know how much I love onions?

Shallot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarsRoadster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Wanna know how to keep idiots in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpillsMcDribble
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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You wanna know what’s a real page turner?

Your hands.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Wanna know why I can't be buried in a cemetery?

I'm still alive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJPancaker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?

H2Oww

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayBoy1879
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Do you wanna know how Mace died?

He went out the Windu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajjanialthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Wanna know how I burned 2014 calories in just an hour?

I left my frozen pizza in the oven for too long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subhi2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?

Make them stub their toe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitzz7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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You wanna know my opinion on negative pressure?

It sucks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dexemplu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Wanna know what happens at the end of End Game?

The credits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealhammerhead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Wanna know why I bought nine rackets?

Cause tennis too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CulturedGrass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Wanna know why I started trying out fabric arts and crafts?

I felt like it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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A train just went by here, wanna know how I know?

It left its tracks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JLECVICTORY
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2015
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Wanna know your granddad's last words were before kicking the bucket

I wonder how far I can kick this bucket

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?

They're always up to something...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lahkli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Wanna know what gets me down

Stairs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Do you wanna know how I escaped ISIS?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamgej
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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You wanna know something?

Something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_made_of_jam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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