What would Walter White be called if he dealt in ketchup instead of meth?

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What do you call it when Walter White has a bad trip?

Baking bad

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It’s Walter wife
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My gaming buddy who works at Walter Reed told that he knows who the impostor is

He told me he "saw orange vented".

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If Walter White were a good person...

the TV series would be called Baking Bread.

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Dad: It sure would be great to be Barbara Walters' husband tonight!

Kids: Why?

Dad: So you can put your glasses on at midnight and hear her say 'I'm Barbara Walters, and this is 20/20!'

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The only reason Walter White was so successful is because fortune favors the bald.
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Did you hear they are trying to get Barbara Walters to host the New Years Eve ball drop?

We will bring in the New Year with "I am Barbara Walters and this is 2020"

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If Walter White told dad jokes imgur.com/r2ENG38
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Walter White dad jokes imgur.com/a/jacIB#0
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Walter White started cooking for Germany, but the quality of his product took a nosedive.

Now he's known as Scheissenberg.

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What should Walter White really have taught as a teacher?

Methematics

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Walter Whites version of Dad Jokes uproxx.com/tv/2013/10/wal…
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During the Olympics, I met a European man holding 2 large sticks.

I asked him "Are you by any chance a pole- vaulter?"

He looked surprised "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"

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I have a good friend who wears clothes made of nothing but carpet.

Walter Wall.

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Which TV show pair has the best chemistry?

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.

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As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?"

His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

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Whoops

At the Olympics, I saw a man carrying a long stick. β€œAre you a pole vaulter?” I asked.‬

β€ͺβ€œNo,” he replied. β€œI’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”‬

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The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

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There’s a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, β€œAre you a pole vaulter?”

The man says, β€œActually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”

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i like fire trucks and moster trucks
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Here's a change: In the next 60 Minutes

it will be time for Hugh & Barbara, rather than Dan.

(I know its Muir/Robach and Stahl/Dickerson but I grew up with Mr. Downs and Ms. Walters. Anyone else?)

post time: 2300 GMT -5 12-31-2019

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Just chose my new name!

I just picked out my new name in case I ever have to enter the witness protection program.

It's Walter Ego. :D

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"I have an idea, lets buy a skyscraper, and turn it into a huge meth factory!" said Jessie.

"That's illegal on so many levels!" replied Walter.

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A man walks down the street carrying a piece of scaffolding on his shoulder....

A guy across the street yells to him "Hey mate, are you a pole vaulter?"

So the first guy shouts back "No, actually I am originally from Austria but how did you know my name is Walter?"

(You've got to lay the accent on quite thickly for the last part)

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A reporter meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick and asks, β€œAre you a pole vaulter?”

β€œNo,” says the man, β€œI’m German. But how did you know my name is Walter?”

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