Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had more, it'd be a chicken sedan.
I'll see myself out.
Who is Fozzie Bear's favorite Star Wars character?
Luke SkyWaka Waka
Did you know Fozzie Bear had a rap career?
He went by the stage name “Wakka Wakka Flame”
What does Pac-Man eat with his chips?
Guacawakamole.
A viking named Rudolph The Red was looking out his window one day
"Its going to rain soon" he said to his wife. "How could you possibly know that?" She asked. He simply replied, "Because Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear."
My dad has just discovered memes...
He said to me:
What's Dat Boi's favourite form of social media?
Oh shit, WhatsApp.
I just got a new job at a prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What did Pac-Man use to listen to music in the 90s?
A WakkaWakkaMan.
Final Fantasy X
My friend was playing FFX last night and came upon the Triple Foul sphere for Wakka. Neither of us could remember, off the tops of our heads, what it did. That was when I said, 'Triple Foul? Pheasant, chicken, and duck?'
GROANS ALL AROUND
