I'm at a bar on Halloween and one of the bar tenders it's wearing a hardhat, coveralls, and goggles...

I ponted at him and shouted "he can't be here, he's a miner!" My friend acctually covered his face in shame.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PolarBear89
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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Ever since I can remember my dad has had the same joke at a restaurant when asked what he wants to drink....

โ€œIโ€™ll take a double vodka soda on the rocks...but hold the vodkaโ€

Confused waiter every. Single. Time.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Goldau47
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