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πŸ‘€︎ u/Recidivis
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Ranking every single show I watched this year

Looks like I've been developing this weird habit of making these huge lists of the stuff I've watched. This is the ranking of every show I watched this year. Every show in here I have completed except for the ones that are still on going. I organized them in groups of the scores I gave them on my mal and in the order from worst to best. I don't expect any one to agree with me and some of the reasons I gave for I why x show ranked the way they did is completely subjective and I'm not even sure I made any sense with the explanation I tried to give. Well without any further ado let's go.

If you don't want to get spoiled don't read my thoughts about a show you haven't finished yet.

3/10

54-The Promised Neverland 2 - I don't usually give shows scores this low. I actually tried to like it even when everyone was saying it was shit. But that ending was one of the worst things I've ever seen and really believe that this is the worst anime of the year.

4/10

53-Kemono Jihen- Didn't come with any expectations for this one but was pleasantly surprised by the first episode. It gave me the wrong expectations of what the rest of the show would be like, and I was just disappointed. The story and the characters were not interesting at all, some were even kinda annoying (mc and the blue haired trap guy).

52-Urasekai Picnic- This show actually had some scenes that made me feel very uneasy, like the train one. But I don't really have much to say except that it's bad. Didn't have high expectations for it and it didn't surprise me either, same for the next one.

51-Tatoeba Last dungeon*- It had some funny scenes and characters but in the end it's just your generic bland fantasy show with an op mc.

50-The hidden dungeon only I can enter*- A very horny show, less horny than I expected, however. The opening is surprisingly catchy but it's still a bad show with a bad harem.

49-Hige wo soru- This is another one that ended up being a disappointment for me. I really liked the first couple of episodes where it's more of a SoL show but the rest of the show didn't hit for me. I could not care the least for the main character and, as a result, I couldn't get invested in all the drama, and this show has a lot of drama. I actually dropped it once but picked it back up a few days after it finished airing and the ending wasn't any better.

48-Takt Op. Destiny- Surprised to see this show so low? Well, there will be a few other surprises as

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i am excited for dalply, especially if bbc sticks to vocal covers

one of the reasons i stanned loona was because of their vocal tones. each member having a solo really made it easy to get to know their voices, and i really love them all. since debut they have had to split songs with 12/11 people instead of 3/4 or 2 and of course some people had way less than they deserved (vivi haseul and gowons non existent lines). now with dalply, haseul was able to showcase more of her amazing vocals in a more official way (besides the lives where she sings).

now, i’m afraid bbc might have some of the girls do dance covers. this is my worst nightmare. i am a gowon ult, and the idea that she could sing a whole song on her own again is enough to make me scream. i’m sure vivi stans feel the same. i also really enjoy olivia and hyunjins vocals a lot and want to hear them sing more too. are gowon and vivi vocal powerhouses? no. but they are the only ones with their voice. i could care less about high notes. i feel like since they arent the β€œbest” vocalist, bbc will have them dance.

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I don't really care about line distribution as long as the song sounds good

I see far too many people lose their mind about line distribution, checking the exact statistics n all, rioting about supposed 'mistreatment' towards certain members, sometimes claiming it's cause they're a foreigner and it's xenophobia and whatnot.

And sure, if you have a well rounded group, each person fully capable of holding their own, singing or rapping many parts, having really good voices that fit the song, then it's totally understandable if you have one or two members that have pretty much nothing and you're mad about it, especially when they're your favourites.

But the thing is, you also have a lot of groups whose skill levels aren't balanced at all, not to mention the different roles each one has. A main dancer with weak vocals SHOULD NOT have as many lines as a perfectly capable vocalist, just for the sake of 'fairness', and I'm talking generally here. If they have a good tone or range for a certain type of song, then that could be a pass, go for it, as long as it brings good results, but generally, this is not the case.

Sometimes they don't even have a main or lead position, they may be the visual, or the sort of popularity booster for the group. This makes it even more unreasonable when people complain about their lack of lines, these people seem to advocate for sacrificing quality of music for this idea of fairness and equality they have in their mind that is solely represented through how many lines they have, they may not even like or care for the member's voice in the first place, making it all the more ridiculous.

I know a lot of people don't like naming names in these types of posts to avoid arguments but since I do not fear God, I'll give you examples, they give you a better idea of what im talking about anyway

Loona, Vivi: compared to the rest of the group (which keep in mind, is a huge bloody number of members), she's a pretty weak vocalist and dancer, obviously she's not going to get as many lines as everyone else, and it just makes sense. People claimed that in So What which was produced by SM that the reason she didn't have any lines is cause SM is apparently notorious for giving few lines to chinese members, whether this is true or not for his own groups, I don't know, but from what I see in So What, he clearly cares about quality of music and for that reason made an absolute banger of a song imo and everyone's lines are well deserved.

Everglow, Onda: certainly not a bad vocalist and I like her tone personally, but there's

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
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No gains
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How eggs-traordinary
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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A queen size statement.
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Great cropping skills
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elisioth4739
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afunkysquirrel
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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For Gotham
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeHugsXD
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The Ancient Romans II
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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Comparing idols who have the least lines to idols who have no lines.

Just because your bias gets the least amount of lines in a song doesn't equal out to them having zero lines. Having 10+ seconds is certainly better than having 3 seconds, right? Comparing the line distributions of idols like Jeongyeon (Twice) and Chaeryeong (Itzy) to idols like Vivi (Loona) and Onda (Everglow) is unnecessary. I really don't think it's wrong to want your bias to have more lines but please stop using examples of idols who literally get dust to prove your point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnexpectedRu
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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