Adam begins today’s podcast with bad news that his upcoming vintage car race has been cancelled, despite just spending a bunch of time and money on getting his car prepped. The guys then take listener calls about potential voter fraud, COVID-sniffing dogs, and another round of quarantine hypocrisy. Adam also tells Bryan and Gina about a F.C.H.D. call he took on The Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Dr. Drew then joins the studio to talk about possible COVID-19 vaccines, and to help a caller whose daughter recently overdosed. Later, Vinnie Tortorich is on the line to chat about olive oil vs. butter for eggs, guys who wear too much deodorant, and why we should all enjoy the holidays without worry. Before the break, Adam and Vinnie takes some NSNG-related calls.

Art Bell is on the line at the top of Part 2 of today’s podcast. The guys discuss the origins of The Comedy Channel, later Comedy Central. They also talk about some of the early hit shows, and then jump forward to how Art ultimately left the network. Adam then shows off a Comedy Central Cookie Jar, and the guys discuss the current state of the network. Later, Art talks about his time working at HBO, as well as the success of the Comedy Central Roasts. In the last part of the podcast, Gina reads news stories about Dolly Parton’s donation to the COVID-19 vaccine, Conan O’Brien taking his show to HBO Max, a bareknuckle boxing knockout going viral, people in France throwing their kids over the gates to attend school, and a Belgian Racing Pigeon sold for $1.9 million.

NNAH

RJ Bell calls in to discuss the lead up to the Super Bowl. Plus- Vinnie Tortorich is in studio for a round of Eat Your Feelings, and Nate Adams calls in to defend his decision to bring Cool Whip to the holiday party

I would wish you all a Merry Christmas, but unfortunately 7 reindeer and 26 Tier 3 elves have been placed on the you-know-what list, prompting Roger Goodell to postpone the holiday. Santa is appealing the delay, claiming to be fully “immunized.”

If you’re reading this maybe you too are in desperate need of a Christmas miracle this week. One silver lining coming out of the abomination that was Week 15 is that waivers got pushed to tonight in most leagues, giving us a rare chance to peep these Starts and Sits before submitting claims.

We’re fresh out of Elijah Missile-toe and holiday Smooches are off the menu. There’s a Bell jingling in Tampa Bay, but everyone hoping to wake up to RoJo in their stocking would prefer a silent night. If us Eagles D stashers have been really good can we finally get a pick six delivered by a one-horse open Slay?

It’s been an honor to help bring you this homegrown, staple, and signature resource of the subreddit this year. Hope I didn’t fuck it up too bad this week using a guest computer on the road. Wishing you great holidays, healthy studs, and sweet victory.

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Week 16 Consolidated Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em:

QB

RB

WR

TE

K

DST

###Source Articles: (This is where the fish lives)

[Bleacher](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2951686-start-em-sit-em-week-16-smart-sleepers-to-exploi

Welcome to Savannah! Visiting? Moving here? Have questions about the Hostess City? START HERE! Updated for Q1 - Q2 2022!

Welcome to /r/Savannah! Are you planning on visiting our city? Thinking about moving to the Hostess City? Not sure what to do/where to eat/where to live/just plain bored? Well, this is the megathread for you!

As always, a very special thank you to /u/amidwinternightsdram for their original work on the first several megathreads and for assisting us with these newer ones. You may have moved away, but you are always here in our hearts (stomachs).

The thread is broken up into four main sections: "Best of" Food/Drink, Places to Stay, Things to Do, & Living Here

Best of /r/Savannah Food & Drink

All categories are ranked by Redditors on a bi-annual basis. Honorable Mentions are not ranked

Important Note: look at the Social Media/websites of these restaurants/bars before you go! Due to COVID-19 locations may close, change operating hours, and even menu options. We've linked to their social media accounts and/or their website when possible. Please also be aware that many restaurants are to-go only.

/r/Savannah's Favorite Places to Eat Q1/Q2 2022

^These ^are ^some ^of ^our ^favorite ^places ^to ^eat ^as ^written-in ^by ^your ^fellow ^Redditors. ^These ^are ^ranked ^by ^number ^of ^write-in ^votes ^only.

1. Common Thread
2. Cotton and Rye
3. Green Truck Pub
4. The Vault

Honorable Mentions In un-ranked order

• Treylor Park/Hitch
• Big Bon Bodega
• Bar Julian (in Thompson Hotel)
• Chive Seabar & Lounge
• Elizabeth on 37th
• Fire Street Food
• Fleeting (Inside Thompson Hotel)
• Mrs. Wilkes Dining Room
• Over Yonder
• Persepolis
• The Public Kitchen & Bar
• Six Pence Pub
• [Tacos+Tequila](https://www.facebook.com/tac

• 2017 & 2018: Cleveland Browns (Myles Garrett & Baker Mayfield)
• 1999 & 2000: Cleveland Browns (Tim Couch & Courtney Brown)
• 1994 & 1995: Cincinnati Bengals (Dan Wilkinson & Ki-Jana Carter)
• 1986 & 1987: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Bo Jackson & Vinny Testaverde)
• 1976 & 1977: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Lee Roy Selmon & Ricky Bell)
• 1939 & 1940: Chicago Cardinals (Ki-Aldrich & George Cafego)

The 2021 Jaguars currently hold the #2 spot.

The Bucs did it twice 1976-77 (76 being their expansion year), their picks were Lee Roy Selmon and Ricky Bell and again in 1986-87 and drafted Bo Jackson and Vinny Testaverde.

The Browns did it in 1999-2000 and selected Tim Couch and Courtney Brown and most recently in 2017-18 and selected Myles Garret and Baker Mayfield.

Bengals held the 1st pick in 1994-95 selected Dan Wilkinson and Ki-Jana Carter

Prior to superbowl era the Eagles in 1936-37, Chicago Cardinals selected #1 in 1939-40

The Colts and the Rams are tied for the most #1 selections all time at 7 a piece

Do your worst!

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

TL;DR

Made all-time hometown rosters with original 30 NBA teams + 25 new teams to split populated areas and big teams (spreadsheet + map)

Player Pool and Team Pool

I used the top 969 players who have at least 10000 minutes played in their career.

Why 10000 minutes played? Because that's the lower standard set by Basketball-Reference to get on their ABA career leaderboard (15000 MP for NBA). I added George Mikan, because even though he hasn't played enough minutes, he's featured in All-Time ESPN NBARank and Bill Simmons Hall of Fame Pyramid.

I started off with the current 30 teams. To split up the Lakers and Clippers, I gave the Clippers their proposed Inglewood site.

As I looked at the map of player hometowns, I realized that there were:

• some areas that had a lot of players, but few close NBA teams
• some areas that had bloated rosters with too many players

Based off city population and arena size, I added 25 new teams.

• I obviously had to give Seattle their team back
• Birmingham, North Little Rock and Shreveport helped to split up the South
• Pittsburgh and St. Louis were big cities without teams
• Berkeley added to siphon off San Francisco
  • if I add Oakland, it takes away too many players
• Anaheim and Westwood added in Southern California (Clippers & Lakers)
• Winston-Salem and Raleigh to pare down Charlotte
• Lansing to prune Detroit
• 2nd Atlanta team in suburb of College Park
• 2nd Washington team and Baltimore
• 2 more teams in Chicago (Rosemont and South Side) + a team in Gary
• 2nd Indiana team + Louisville & Lexington
• 2nd Philadelphia team in suburb of Wynnewood
• 3 more teams in the New York Area (Newark, Queens and Long Island)

The Method

I started off gathering hometowns due to this fantastic database by Reuben Fischer-Baum ([original article source here](https://deadspin.com/infographics-where-do-pro-basketball-players-come-from-5132615