Victoria’s Secret Puns

A list of puns related to "Victoria’s Secret"

My girlfriend keeps hiding underwear

It's Victoria's Secret.

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👤︎ u/ItsSuperRob
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Wife was complaining that she needed a new bra, the underwire was poking through.

Wife: "I hate these underwires. I think I want to get a wire-less one next"

Me: "I can stop by Radioshack on my way home to pick you up one"

Wife: "What?"

Me: "Well I'm sure Victorias Secret doesn't carry WiFi bras."

Wife: Heavy sigh.

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👤︎ u/killboy
📅︎ Apr 24 2015
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I couldn't stop giggling while she just sat there unamused.

My cousin brought his girlfriend, Victoria, to our family get-together for the first time. We're sitting around the dinner table and my dad goes, "So I gotta ask. Victoria, what's your secret?"

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👤︎ u/Brooklyn03
📅︎ Feb 26 2014
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